Vampires Suck

Vampires Suck

A parody that manages to be even less funny than The Twilight Saga movies which it mercilessly rips off.

Amor is from Mars, Joost is from Venus

Is Amor Vittone a carpet-munching scissor sister at one with the Isle of Lesbos? Is Joost van der Westhuizen a shirt-lifting arse-bandit from Planet Gaymo?

Nas & Damian: An odd rap duo?

These ragga-rappers deliver a strange brew of worldly soulfulness and bewildering anger-rhymes.

Chloe

Chloe

Julianne Moore sizzles as a woman who hires a sexy escort, played by Amanda Seyfried, to seduce her husband.

 

 
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Top Gun (1986)

A perfect film? Or just an overblown 80s testosterone fest? Gloriously, it’s both. Here’s why Top Gun is classic jock-schlock.

 
 
 
 

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