Vampires Suck

A parody that manages to be even less funny than The Twilight Saga movies which it mercilessly rips off.

Amor is from Mars, Joost is from Venus

Is Amor Vittone a carpet-munching scissor sister at one with the Isle of Lesbos? Is Joost van der Westhuizen a shirt-lifting arse-bandit from Planet Gaymo?

Nas & Damian: An odd rap duo?

These ragga-rappers deliver a strange brew of worldly soulfulness and bewildering anger-rhymes.

Chloe

Julianne Moore sizzles as a woman who hires a sexy escort, played by Amanda Seyfried, to seduce her husband.

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Top Gun (1986)

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The Last Airbender

The story follows the adventures of Aang, a young successor to a long line of Avatars, who must put his childhood ways aside and stop the Fire Nation from enslaving the Water, Earth and Air nations. In cinemas 10 September.

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Kevin says...(about Idols)

"Amatuer show last night, someone's head must role, for a pre-recorded show, terrible! Please get rid of Liezel, omg she is irritating!!!"