Matrix: Class of 2007 - Desperate Meisies

2008-01-28 14:51
A friend of mine, who isn't averse to a bit of fun, and even watched every episode of Idols (on fast-forward), sms-ed me on Wednesday night. His exact words were: "Just watched Matrix", followed by three more words that can't exactly be included in this article for legal reasons.

But lots of people really love to watch teenage girls wandering around in bikinis, no matter how boring their conversation. So here's the next set of clips from MK's new "reality" show… In in which eight hot matriculants - instead of scoring waitressing jobs - live in a beach house and lick tequila off male strippers in between foam baths. To quote them, it's "Wooooo! Wooooo!" Which just goes to show, Bok Van Blerk is right! Afrikaners are like, totally oppressed, and stuff!

OK, here are the latest video clips …

These poor girls !
The girls are so deprived of tequila that they’re prepared to lick it off the naked, sweaty bodies of these strippers. Either that or they’re desperate for something else. "Sal jy die mense kom lay?" De La Rey?

Bathtime: full version
Ok, so the water’s cold. But think about it – not so nice for the girls, poor half-naked things, but for the viewer? It can only be good.

Not just a pretty face
She’s also an ugly face! Hardship's divided the sisters imprisoned in the lap of luxury, and Alushka confronts the other girls. Here's proof that bone structure isn’t all it’s cracked up to be.

The band rocks out and over the top with a song written 'specially for the girls. If you play it backwards it says "Take off your top, take off your pants, yeah yeah yeah."

And that’s all folks! Until next week.

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