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The man wants you in debt!

2015-07-21 15:41

Cape Town - The man does not care about you. He is not a nice man. He wants you in debt. Look at what he does when your appliances break: unless they are still under warranty, the man will turn his back on you. He will make you fight the warranty battle on your own.

Oh and good luck if you don’t have a slip. He doesn’t care that you need those appliances. He doesn’t care about you at all. He wants you to buy more appliances on credit so that you get into even more debt – debt that you can not get out of; because then he owns you.

Beware the man. He wants you to spend years paying for appliances that are out of date. What if you want to upgrade before your contract period is over? Well that’s not his problem; he doesn’t want to hear about it. He will make you wait until the end of the contract period. The more you buy on credit the more he can lock you into debt. He doesn’t care. He is not a nice man.

We want you to have the freedom of having the things you want without getting into debt. We give you the option to rent your appliances. We don’t lock you into debt. We want you to enjoy financial well-being. Facing our current economic climate, we understand that people’s financial situations may change unexpectedly and that is why, when you rent a product from Teljoy, you can return it without any further obligation.

We give you risk cover so that you are protected no matter what! We care about you and we want to look after you. If your appliance breaks – we will fix it. We will fix it at no extra cost to you in the comfort of your own home. We want you to be comfortable and we want you to experience convenience.

We won’t make you pay for appliances that are outdated, that’s selfish. We want what’s best for you. That’s why we give you the option to upgrade you appliance. No waiting for the contract to end or any of that nonsense. We want you to enjoy having nice things when you want them.

There is a list of benefits that you receive when renting to own from us and these benefits are designed to make your experience with us as pleasant, comfortable and convenient as possible. We don’t want you to have to hassle or worry about anything. We want you to be happy.

Don’t get into debt. Beware the man. He is not a nice man. He wants you to buy appliances on credit and get into debt that you can not get out of because then he owns you.  There is a better way to get the things you want.

The man has been sticking it to you for long enough! It's time to rent from Teljoy. It's time for you to stick it to the man!

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