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Alternative Golden Globe Awards

2010-01-18 08:06

The statues have been handed out and the speeches are done. Now we acknowledge some lesser-known categories in this awards show.  From fashion fugs and forwards to Ricky Gervais' best insults and more: here are the awards that didn't make the telecast.

* Full list of Golden Globe winners
* Golden Globe Red Carpet gallery
* Ricky Gervais' Globes zingers

Best Dressed
Anna Paquin
Don't worry about that award, Sook! You've still got last year's. Miss Stackhouse turned on the sex with this classy, sparkly gold number and just enough cleavage to drive Bill wild!

Worst Dressed
Julianne Moore
That 'dress' looked like a towel you ripped up and sewed back together! We can't believe designer Tom Ford let you loose on the red carpet looking like that. Nice earrings, though.

Best Acceptance Speech
Meryl Streep for Best Performance by an Actress in a Motion Picture - Musical or Comedy
"Yeah, I love Nora". (Nora Ephron, the director of Julie & Julia)

Worst Acceptance Speech
James Cameron for Best Director - Motion Picture
With the Monty Python hair and the little anecdote spoken in Na'vi, James Cameron is officially Tom Cruise's successor as the King of Creep in Hollywood.

Best One-liner
Ricky Gervais - "I like a drink as much as the next man. Unless the next man is Mel Gibson." (In walks Mel Gibson)

Most Overused Word

Funniest Pronunciation
Arnold Schwarzenegger's "Aavadaar" (Avatar)

Best Presenting Duo
Zachary Levi and Amy Poehler for making fun of themselves instead of the audience.

Biggest Disappointment
Neil Patrick Harris getting snubbed AGAIN. Don't they get how awesome Barney Stinson is?

Saddest Moment
Seeing Michael C. Hall (Dexter) looking so sick. He's been undergoing treatment for cancer. Hope that Golden Globe will give him inspiration to get better soon. 

If you didn't catch the live broadcast in the wee hours of this morning, catch the full show tonight on M-Net at 20h30.

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