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Anke is upset… boohoo

2009-01-26 10:16

Anke (that chick who won Idols that one time) is antsy about her less-than-stellar CD review on according to the Rapport newspaper. Her family and friends (aka fans) are struggling to deal with the bad reviews (and the fact that their meal ticket may not be worth the heels she walks on).

But little Anke Patranke has a plan. She's admitted to studying so that she has something else to fall back on. Good girl. Know your strengths and go with them.

What her family should be upset about are those shockingly fugly photos on her CD sleeve. Damn girl. Who did they hire for that shyte? The bad make-up and bad lighting makes Anke looks like a matriek student from Parow on her way to her matriek ball in the Parow civic centre. Oh, wait.

Just because you're singing old peoples music doesn't mean you have to look old. Tell those record bosses to shove it, you want to look your age.

One word of advice: Photoshop. Ask Patricia Lewis. Aunty Pat overdoses on the contrast. Works every time. publishes all comments posted on articles provided that they adhere to our Comments Policy. Should you wish to report a comment for editorial review, please do so by clicking the 'Report Comment' button to the right of each comment.

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