Charlize and Stuart: Are they over?

Charlize Theron is tired of sleeping with her brother.

Hey, don't freak out on me. That's what she said! After nine years of shacking up with Stuart Townsend, she's dumped him because they've become more like siblings than lovers, the Daily News reports. That's just freaky man...

Luckily they've got the moolah to avoid a nasty split. Charlz is blocking in their Hollywood Hills home and Stuart has moved to the Malibu beach pad. So that's why celebs keep extra homes on standby!

Bet the Hollywood pad is the swankier one since Charlize has actually had a few acting gigs since their colab in Trapped. Stuart hasn't been up to much in the acting field so he's going to have to start budgeting now that his cash cow girlfriend has hit the road. His abundance of free time must have lead to elaborate scrapbooking and many commitment poems that scared the hell out of the tough, independent Charlize. 

I for one think it's time Charlize moved up the ladder and raised the stakes. She's an Oscar winner, for heaven's sake! What has she been doing with this ZZZ-lister? She should hook up with Brad and Ange. They're all marriage-phobes and heaven knows those two could use another hand with all those kids!