Jenny McCarthy and Jim Carrey have split after five years together.
The buxom blonde and her former funny man both went to Twitter to announce the news. It's all amicable and sweet; how uninteresting. Jim says "I'm grateful 4the many blessings we've shared" and Jenny promised to "...always keep Jim as a leading man in my heart." Sure, until another poor sucker comes along who's willing to co-pilot her slow but steady journey to retaining a B-list status.
These two were always an odd match. She's a 9, he's a 4. It just doesn't add up. I guess girls really do like men who can make them laugh. Maybe he spent too much time tickling her funny bone and nothing else? Perhaps she didn't want to date a grandpa?
Who's Jenny going to hook up with next? We're thinking she's got her eye on Sandra's ex, Jesse James.