But one celebrity triumphs over them all.
Rather unexpectedly James Blunt has one of the most entertaining celebrity Twitter profiles we’ve ever had the honour of discovering.
The folks over at Buzzfeed were kind enough to point us in the right direction and to highlight Blunt’s rather dry but spot on British sense of humour.
Mr Blunt is using Twitter to bitch slap his haters and we are loving every single moment of it.
Here's 10 times James Blunt had us crying with laughter on Twitter:
1) Easy mistake. Lick vs kick:
2) Pick him already!Easy spelling mistake as K and L are right beside each other. RT @lizziea1: I want to kick James Blunt... repeatedly... I dont know why
— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) October 24, 2013
Me! Me! Pick me! RT @blackeyelined: Who is a bigger twat: James Blunt or Robin Thicke?
— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) October 22, 2013
3) Imagine that:
Yes. He could start tweeting you. RT @MigsterMMA: Jesus christ, James Blunt's got a new album out. Is there anything else that can go wrong?
— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) October 20, 2013
4) Just think about it for a moment:
Good sense of perspective there. RT @RobMakin: James Blunt's back with a new single! This my be the worst thing that's happened in my life.
— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) October 19, 2013
5) Well. Now we know:
Damn thing's always getting caught under my feet. RT @laurenlyall: Why does James Blunt sing like his willy is being stood on?
— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) October 16, 2013
6) More coming soon. Pure evil:
7) He's a family guy:Thanks! Whole album out next Mon! RT @DeirdreHipwell: Have managed to avoid James blunt's new song until now. Bonfire Heart is truly awful.
— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) October 15, 2013
8) Sexy stuff:My mum's in the audience. RT @AtaraMcBooth: Who the fuck is cheering for fucking James Blunt.
— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) October 11, 2013
9) Gay is okay:I'm sorry, but you'll have to get to the back of the queue. RT @Alif_novaldi: Fuck you james blunt
— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) October 8, 2013
10) Just love him!:This one goes to eleven... RT @Hsimmson: Out of 10 how gay is it that I like James Blunt's new song?
— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) September 26, 2013
Like they say:I've never stopped loving you. Please take me back. RT @NatzD123: I used to love James Blunt
— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) August 31, 2013
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