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10 new slang words you should definitely know the meaning of before using in RL

2014-02-13 13:30
Cape Town – "I got some serious sleep tattoos and niplash after I mouth hugged too many bottles of beer last night."

You are probably like WTF right now. 

But don’t stress. We can totes help you out. We raided the online Urban Dictionary and found some of the most bizarre, weird and unnecessary new slang words that are being thrown around. 

If "selfie", "twerking" and "awkies" can be real words then so can these:

1) Accidental Jedi:
Someone who routinely does things that would be awesome if intentional.

2) Crosstext:
Sending the wrong text to someone when engaging in multiple text based conversations.

3) FOSU:
Acronym for Fear of Sobering Up. Someone who has FOSU may begin their drinking with Bloody Mary's over breakfast just to ensure they're never sober.

4) Twerkaholic:
One who is addicted to watching others twerk or to dancing in the style of twerking with another.

5) Niplash:
Whiplash of the nipple or nipples. Extreme soreness of the nipple or nipples from seatbelt or clothing malfunction.

6) Antistalking:
Methodically learning another person's routine in order to systematically avoid them.

7) Fappy:
A combination of the words "fat" and "happy".

8) Mouth hugging:
When you put a beer bottle in your mouth, and keep your mouth wrapped around it all day.

9) Sleep tattoos:
The markings on the body from sleeping for an extended period of time, caused by blankets, clothing, or any other thing one would sleep on.

10) Friendscaping:
The act of trimming ones friends lists in various social media sites.

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