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2014-05-15 11:08
Cape Town - The world’s prettiest Oscar award-winner will soon be back in the rainbow nation with his band 30 Seconds to Mars and we can’t wait for his leather clad bottom to get here!

So we’ve made a short synopsis of things we’d like to do to him when he gets here.

(Please take this seriously, we TOTALLY mean business….)

1) Await his arrival and welcome him back like:

2) Invite him into our homes and get to know him better like:

3) Buy him an ice lolly and watch him eat it like:

4) Learn a foreign language together like:

Here’s a GIF of Zac Efron getting his shirt RIPPED off because…well, because we can but also because have you seen it? It looks like how sunshine feels.

5) Have him tell us all about his tour like:

6) Show him the wildlife like:

7) Tell him we NEVER want him to leave like :

The band's SA tour Itinerary

Cape Town
Friday 13 June 2014
Grand Arena, GrandWest
Tickets from: R310 – R510

Monday 16 June 2014
Coca-Cola Dome
Tickets from: R310 – R510


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