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The party took place in Beverly Hills, California and it made us kinda wish we were there. Now we could just give you a boring gallery to page through and gawk at the famous peeps. But how horrible would that be? Instead we spiced it up a little and added some DRAMA!
So this is how it all went down. Or at least this is how we imagine it all went done in 8 great photos from the actual event.
1) So it all started when Charlize arrived on the red carpet looking as beautiful as a goddess. Her glittering alluring black dress with the shimmering gold shoulder thingy made her look angelic. Like a queen. Like the most beautiful creature to walk the earth ever.
2) But Demi Moore was not happy about this. Not at all.
3) So she ran over to Gwen Stefani's table and they were like: "We have to come up with a plan. We can't have that beautiful South African woman steal the spotlight from us again!". They secretly plotted their revenge.
4) Then Gwen, out of pure desperation, grabbed her husband, Gavin Rossdale, and hunky actor Josh Duhamel and she tried to pose up a storm. She was like; "Look at me. I'm fabulous. I've got two men by my side. Just look at me." But things got totes awkies because Gavin was wearing a thumb ring.
5) But nobody cared and Charlize showed Kevin Spacey how to Instagram his foie gras.
6) And then Jodie Foster arrived...(Listen. Give us a break. We have no idea how to write this into the story)
7) But Demi just wouldn't give up and she asked Gavin to kiss her on both her breasts in order to create a distraction. But he refused. Saying nothing would ever distract from Charlize's beauty. Not even inappropriate public sexual encounters.
8) Charlize was shocked to learn about all the hate. And all she wished for was world peace while sitting next to Kevin who couldn't stop looking at her perfect teeth.
ALWAYS REMEMBER: This is just another silly random article and has absolutely no global importance. It is always good to laugh a little.
(Images: AP)
