2) But Demi Moore was not happy about this. Not at all.
3) So she ran over to Gwen Stefani's table and they were like: "We have to come up with a plan. We can't have that beautiful South African woman steal the spotlight from us again!". They secretly plotted their revenge.
4) Then Gwen, out of pure desperation, grabbed her husband, Gavin Rossdale, and hunky actor Josh Duhamel and she tried to pose up a storm. She was like; "Look at me. I'm fabulous. I've got two men by my side. Just look at me." But things got totes awkies because Gavin was wearing a thumb ring.
5) But nobody cared and Charlize showed Kevin Spacey how to Instagram his foie gras.
6) And then Jodie Foster arrived...(Listen. Give us a break. We have no idea how to write this into the story)
7) But Demi just wouldn't give up and she asked Gavin to kiss her on both her breasts in order to create a distraction. But he refused. Saying nothing would ever distract from Charlize's beauty. Not even inappropriate public sexual encounters.
8) Charlize was shocked to learn about all the hate. And all she wished for was world peace while sitting next to Kevin who couldn't stop looking at her perfect teeth.
ALWAYS REMEMBER: This is just another silly random article and has absolutely no global importance. It is always good to laugh a little.
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