Charlie Sheen wants Mila Kunis
2011-04-08 08:10
Los Angeles - Charlie Sheen wants Mila Kunis to become his third 'goddess'.
The former Two and a Half Men star already shares his Los Angeles home with his two live-in girlfriends, Bree Olsen and Natalie Kenly, but he is ready to welcome the Black Swan actress into his unconventional family.
During his Violent Torpedo of Truth show, he told the crowd: "Here's the good news: my goddesses have already fucking approved her. She's pre-approved!
"I would have great tolerance for many missing items provided it involves Mila fucking Kunis: If Mila Kunis is stealing your shit, trust me, you're still fucking winning, you're still winning at that moment."
'It doesn't work'
Charlie, 45, says he has the perfect plan to get 27-year-old Mila to live with him.
He said: "You know what I'm gonna do? I'm going to go on her Facebook page and discover her likes. I'm going to buy them all and then she can come steal them. A super fucking hot thief named Mila Kunis. 'Mila, please, we have a warehouse full of your favourite shit for you to steal in Sherman Oaks.'"
However, Charlie says he is a little wary of welcoming a third woman into the fold, as his plan didn't work when he tried to integrate estranged wife Brooke Mueller.
He said: "I tried fucking three. It doesn't work."
But he said if anyone could manage juggling lots of women, it would be him.
He said: "A warlock can manage so many goddesses."