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Thanks to Buzzfeed, we were directed to an epic Twitter escapade of talk show host Ellen Degeneres, who in the epicness that is she, decided to scare her wife Portia by hiding in a cupboard on Saturday.
And of course, Ellen shared the entire experience with her Twitter followers.
Portia was surprised I didn't try to scare her on Halloween. I'm gonna hide in the cupboard. Keep this tweet between the 23 million of us.
— Ellen DeGeneres (@TheEllenShow) November 9, 2013
I can't get in the cupboard myself so asked the housekeeper to boost me. I wish I could say this is the weirdest thing I've asked her to do.
— Ellen DeGeneres (@TheEllenShow) November 9, 2013
You know in retrospect, there are a few things I wish I had done before I got in this cupboard. Nobody tweet about running water for awhile.
— Ellen DeGeneres (@TheEllenShow) November 9, 2013
I heard Portia come into the kitchen, but she didn't open the cupboard. She just shook a bell for 10 minutes and left. Strange.
— Ellen DeGeneres (@TheEllenShow) November 9, 2013
It wasn't Portia. It was one of the cats with a toy. Mystery solved.
— Ellen DeGeneres (@TheEllenShow) November 9, 2013
I just played Heads Up! with myself for an hour.
— Ellen DeGeneres (@TheEllenShow) November 9, 2013
There's some jam on the wall of this cupboard. You know you've been hiding in a cupboard too long when wall jam starts to look good.
— Ellen DeGeneres (@TheEllenShow) November 9, 2013
How could anyone get jam on a cupboard wall? That's disgusting. I wonder what flavor it is.
— Ellen DeGeneres (@TheEllenShow) November 9, 2013
It's raspberry.
— Ellen DeGeneres (@TheEllenShow) November 9, 2013
I can't believe Portia hasn't found me. Isn't she worried about where I am? After I scare the pants off her, we need to have a serious talk.
— Ellen DeGeneres (@TheEllenShow) November 9, 2013
The housekeeper just left. I think Portia might be out. I have literally no idea how I'm gonna get out of here.
— Ellen DeGeneres (@TheEllenShow) November 9, 2013
Best couple ever?I just texted Portia to come get me down from the cupboard. She was hiding in our closet waiting to scare me.
— Ellen DeGeneres (@TheEllenShow) November 9, 2013
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