Graeme Smith has a 'huge penis' - wife

2012-06-12 13:07
Cape Town - Mrs Graeme Smith has let her Twitter followers know that her husband has a 'huge penis'.

Morgan Smith, who is currently pregnant with the couple's first child, tweeted the following message at her husband on Tuesday:

"Baby @GraemeSmith49 I've gotten a hold of this book for u,it should solve your problems."

The tweet was accompanied by a picture of a book titled How to Live with a Huge Penis.

This isn't the first time Morgan has taken to the social networking platform to talk about her husband's sexual performance.

In February 2011, while the pair were still engaged, she tweeted: "Sex is gooooood with @GraemeSmith49".

The Irish pop star married the cricketer in Cape Town in August 2011 after six months of dating.

How to Live with a Huge Penis is available here



What do you think of Morgan Smith's candid tweeting - hilarious or vulgar? E-mail us your thoughts and you could be published.

Comments

  • christopher.m.lowe - 2012-06-12 13:48

    Most South Africans always thought Graeme Smith a big prick. Now it's been confirmed. Bless.

      Chez - 2012-06-12 14:20

      And another jealous, small penis owner. Shame; now we know why so many men don't like him, hee hee. Bet your girlfriend/wife/boyfriend/husband does.

      Louis - 2012-06-13 15:04

      chez it's not the size, its how you use it

      caroline.a.dyke - 2012-06-13 16:48

      BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!! LOve this!! :)

      Hugh - 2012-06-14 17:21

      My thoughts exactly.

      Sharon - 2012-06-15 18:23

      oh well she has opened the flood gates now,all the slappers out there are going to want to take smith for a test ride,eventually one will come right and the wife will only have herself to blame

      dejagermeister - 2012-06-16 17:58

      We already knew that Smith was a choker.

  • michael.rose.3551 - 2012-06-12 14:06

    *facepalm*

  • koo.doyle - 2012-06-12 14:06

    How low-rent to even share this sort of information on a public platform. Classy. Not.

      russell.w.wright.5 - 2012-06-14 06:40

      Exactly what I was thinking. Perhaps it's a cultural thing?

      sabongam - 2012-06-14 12:14

      @koo.doyle - this was obviously menat for entertainment purpose. It's like celeb gossip which is of popcorn value. We can't be serious all the time and I feel she felt she is not as private as you and this made good tabloid fodder.

      niel.phillips.7 - 2012-06-15 14:45

      u r so right - what are they thinking

      Aristar - 2012-06-16 04:36

      @niel.phillips.7 Are they thinking? Do they actually have anything above the waist to think with? Ain't no "class." Procreation is the most basic animal instinct but one doesn't have to point it out. In ten years time this will come back and bite them. Hopefully, they will get rid of the book before the child can read. Someone will remember and newspapers have very long memories. Will the child google "Graeme Smith" and find this little scandal? Probably.

  • mikembengo - 2012-06-12 14:09

    Oh!

  • eva.walle.75 - 2012-06-12 14:14

    ...but she IS outspoken! What a cheapy you got yourself Graeme!

      werner.smidt - 2012-06-13 13:02

      Indeed, but I guess after reading this, any woman that's been with Graeme needs an overly large mouth.

      Chumscrubber1 - 2012-06-14 06:26

      She's caused a few problems for herself, all the other girls are going to show a lot more interest in him now (out of inquisitiveness more than anything else) - this kind of thing could backfire on the dumbo. Seems a bit of penis obsession exists in that part of the world.

      amanda.vandenberg.758 - 2012-06-14 17:19

      Agree, how common could she get

  • Savannah - 2012-06-12 14:19

    So common...

  • Amy - 2012-06-12 14:27

    Love some of these comments! you guys made my day! LOL

  • sabiha.lockhat - 2012-06-12 14:33

    omw,wonder what graeme has to say, his teams mates now know he has a huge weapon and mrs cannot handle the pressure, reason she buying him a book

  • UncleShep - 2012-06-12 14:37

    maybe she th one tiny.....lol...

  • sello.semono1 - 2012-06-12 14:51

    I think they should consult a doctor for advices as I had similar difficulties but for now we both happy in our sex life style .

      Chumscrubber1 - 2012-06-14 06:28

      Penis shrinking cream?

  • wikus.schalkwyk - 2012-06-12 14:51

    Are we sure its him thats that big... maybe she's just that small?

  • Victor - 2012-06-12 14:54

    So he is the spear of the nation !!!!!!

      Phillip - 2012-06-12 15:41

      Yes... the big dick.

      Chumscrubber1 - 2012-06-14 06:29

      Wonder if Zuma is jealous?

      Aristar - 2012-06-16 04:38

      Maybe Graeme wants the same dicknity and hole retinue as Mr Zuma

  • Trevor - 2012-06-12 15:01

    He stole the middle wicket lady... :-)

  • Chez - 2012-06-12 15:03

    I am not surprised at all the thumbs down my comments got. It amuses me how many men hate Smith and cannot wait to diss him or anyone that may have a nice thing to say. For the record, I like Smith as a cricket player only and despite what most men think, women generally don't care about the size of a man's penis. his wife was probably doing exactly what i was doing-making fun of all you insecure men out there. Now go take a chill pill and pretend you don't care about your size either!!

      Wwjdrevolution - 2012-06-12 15:20

      Would you allow your husband to go out and spread the news of the size of your Vagina?? No, you wouldnt! I think he lacks Character as a husband and as a man!

      Chez - 2012-06-12 15:58

      @Wwjdrevolution. I think what she did was in very poor taste. I do like to believe that she was kidding but my point really is how many men don't like him. I find that very odd as he is good friends with lots of his team mates and seems to be a normal person with normal issues. My comments are just teasing the guys and boy do they take it seriously - which just amuses me more. i don't give a rats bum about his penis and his wife should know better. the character you say he lacks is a bit unfair. She wrote that stuff, not him. (Which proves my point even further-you just judged HIM instead of HER. Why?)

      alfred.neumann.142 - 2012-06-13 12:57

      I also don't understand why so many people are anti-Smith. He may be a bit of a putz, if the rumours are true, but his stats speak for themself. He wasn't put in the team to make friends. There are also far worse things that could happen in the world than having a smoking hot lass like Morgan publicly praising the size of your knob on the interwebs. But hey, I guess if you've got a truck load of cash, a hot wife and a big knob haters gonna hate.

      nhamo.dzenyika - 2012-06-13 13:49

      Chez, you sound intelligent and someone with good humour. unfortunately, most of the guys here are missing the point

      russell.w.wright.5 - 2012-06-14 06:43

      Stop it Graeme. And no you can't be captain again even if you have a big willy.

      mandy.komlosy - 2012-06-14 10:27

      @ CHEZ. who's paying you??? Methinks thou does protest too strongly!!!

      antin.herinck - 2012-06-15 15:12

      Chez, you realise now probably that your preoccupation with the topic is a bit overdone. It's well known that middle aged men try to affirm their virility by seducing much younger women. Less known is the phenomenon of aging women who try to subconsciously "maintain" their waning sexual apparatus by fixation on much younger men (and their penises) Chez, you would not belong to the latter group, would you?

  • Wwjdrevolution - 2012-06-12 15:09

    No wonder hes batting is that bad! Hes got something bigger then hes mind! Pathetic... And this Guy is supposed to be a role model for children! Come on Greame.. Control your wife... If you have the balls!!!!

      TaniaSandraSteyn - 2012-06-14 04:28

      "Control your wife" ??? Have you been transported from the "Old Testament? Work on the revolution in your soul, winkeye.

  • noelle14 - 2012-06-12 15:12

    why share this kind of stuff why - I think he is paying her so he still "looks good" in the public eye!

  • terrence.r.evans.9 - 2012-06-12 15:21

    and this is news!

      nunu.serero2 - 2012-06-13 07:09

      You should be ashamed of yourselfs Mrs and Mr Smith that's private ooh please come on guyz

  • Julie - 2012-06-12 15:23

    Childish and common!

      tam.gouws10 - 2012-06-14 13:48

      Can only say the say @ juile... really childish...

  • seeni.moodley - 2012-06-12 15:25

    I wonder who's lieing. Morgan or Minky

  • Wwjdrevolution - 2012-06-12 15:28

    TO allow your wife to make statements like these only suggests to me that he lacks Character as a husband and as a man! Come on Greame ... Get some Balls or stay pathetic!

      Chez - 2012-06-12 16:00

      "To allow your wife" Allow? He doesn't own her and cannot stop her from doing anything. He may be very angry about what she did, have you thought of that? Do you "allow" your wife to do stuff or just trust that she is a respectable person? How was he supposed to stop her?

      byron.matthews.562 - 2012-06-13 13:10

      lol @"How was he supposed to stop her?"

      Wwjdrevolution - 2012-06-13 14:41

      @ Chez As far as im concerned ... Greame is a Christian and according to the Christian belief, the Husband is the Head of the House. That means hes got to lay down the rules. I want to ask you again .. WOuld you appreciate your Husband Bragging about the Size of you privates?! She Obviously has no moral Values and Greame is clearly not taking in hes position as a Husband!

  • rezo.mosepele - 2012-06-12 15:31

    In the game of cricket strict rules exists on how and when to use twitter responsibly. I guess our captain should lay down the law on how mrs smith should use it or else 20% match fee fine

  • alyn.adams - 2012-06-12 15:35

    Pictures or it didn't happen...

      russell.w.wright.5 - 2012-06-14 06:45

      *I knew there had to be one*....sies Alyn.

      andre.vanderwesthuizen.96 - 2012-06-15 14:03

      Why would you like to see it, are u gay?

  • eric.martinsich - 2012-06-12 15:41

    It is how it is used and not the hugeness that counts. Foreplay etc etc. From a ordinary man

      russell.w.wright.5 - 2012-06-14 06:47

      Whoever told you that Eric was lying. Size matters.....Hugely.

  • Mirna - 2012-06-12 15:42

    vulger

  • sabiha.lockhat - 2012-06-12 15:47

    cmon graeme plz say something reply to that comment cos we all know how bullish you can be.

  • eon.engelbrecht - 2012-06-12 15:50

    Do we really want to know this Morgan? Keep it in the bedroom please! Nobody cares about the size of your husband's pocket rocket- only you!

  • mark.phiri2 - 2012-06-12 16:00

    She has gone beyond human values according to, because one can not exporse the private part of the husband nor the wife. That is totally not accepteble. The husband can not begoing round telling people that mywife has a large virgin. Its nonsense. we are not interested to hearing that kind of talk. We need to respect family values. Mark

  • rikhoula.joy - 2012-06-12 16:12

    Lol they say myb Is a spear of the nation, lol 4 dayz, i just luv south Africa

  • dianne.b.hartley - 2012-06-12 16:42

    Graeme Smith has been an embarassment to cricket for years. Now, it seems, wifey is following suite.

      OzzyIn - 2012-06-13 22:00

      As much as I dislike Graeme Smith, he is not an embarassment to cricket in the international arena. He has also done a lot for SA cricket given the mess he inherited from the likes of Hansie and Herscelle. I do not like him but I respect him for that and so do the cricketers I have spoken to. As for your "wifey" comment, maybe you are jealous because you are missing out.

      Rob - 2012-06-14 10:55

      Ozzy, do you always talk such trash. Hansie and Herschelle did a lot for SA cricket. Because Hansie did dubious things at the end and Herschelle opened his mouth too wide, doesn't mean that they did not contribute hughly (no pun intended) to SA cricket which did not suffer in performance (again no pun intended).

      OzzyIn - 2012-06-15 22:04

      Tuner, as an ex-cricketer who played in Australia with the likes of the Waught brothers, Michael Slater and others from NSW, I am involved in the game. It is not "trash talk". It is the opinion of international cricket. At the time none of the senior players in SA cricket wanted to captain the team. It was left to Simth, in his early 20's to to take the role. What a mess!

  • sherry.woods2 - 2012-06-12 16:55

    Perhaps he can run for President: he already has the parts!

  • RiĆ«tte - 2012-06-12 17:01

    it's vulgar and disrespectful to discuss your sex life and husband's parts on social networks. Wonder how she would feel if he placed stuff like that about her parts on social media. I really hope she will teach her child more class than what she has...

  • braamc - 2012-06-12 17:03

    Yes I know

  • davidson.mu - 2012-06-12 17:21

    Its logic, thy both hv big ones...

  • Bomb - 2012-06-12 18:11

    Just remember, in Ireland, anything bigger than 2 inches is seen as "huge".

  • maniespoelstra - 2012-06-12 18:25

    Its against our CULTURE to talk about that!

      russell.w.wright.5 - 2012-06-15 06:22

      Define "our"?

  • Leon - 2012-06-12 19:26

    Have you ever thought that she might not have seen a huge penis before, or encountered really small ones and think that Graeme has a big penis. She might be really mistaken.

  • lara.vanrooyen.1 - 2012-06-12 19:39

    So, when he goes out LBW it means Log Before Wicket.

      dulcie.theron - 2012-06-14 13:47

      LOL!

  • Stewart Croucamp - 2012-06-12 19:45

    I think Brett should create a painting of out former skipper.

  • Bruce - 2012-06-12 20:05

    I would call that "trailer trash"!

      rose.mcmillan - 2012-06-13 13:23

      I fully agree

      Heiku - 2012-06-14 12:39

      Pretty much. I believe in Ireland they are called gypsies. She is still hot though.

      Aristar - 2012-06-14 15:47

      In Joburg, they are classified as from the South.

  • Michelle - 2012-06-12 20:28

    With such a 'big' dong I'm guessing his wife is a choker as well. Graeme needs to discuss some boundaries with his wife.

      Michelle - 2012-06-12 20:33

      Sorry I realise this comment is a bit of a low blow.

      OzzyIn - 2012-06-13 23:55

      Michelle, why are you saying she is a "choker"? By her tweet she obviously enjoys and handles it. Maybe, you are just jealous?

      Michelle - 2012-06-14 04:28

      @Ozzyinsa- Well that would make EVERY South African who is unimpressed by her comment jealous now wouldn't it - in your opinion. You're a retard. But maybe you're right, in that I wish I could see Graeme Smith perform on the cricket pitch as well as he does in the bedroom because who cares about the size of his penis when he can't even beat teams like New Zealand at the World Cup.

      bevanw - 2012-06-14 08:21

      Funniest comment I've ever seen!

      Heiku - 2012-06-14 12:44

      Yeah brilliant comment. I agree a bit of a low blow but you are excused because it's hilarious.

      dulcie.theron - 2012-06-14 13:46

      ROFLMAO.......

      Aristar - 2012-06-14 17:12

      Any man can father a child but can he actually be a father?

      OzzyIn - 2012-06-15 22:18

      Michelle, and that is your country's problem. Lack of perforamance on the field. However, you lot are quick to judge your captain's performance off the field. Smith took over the captaincy at a young age when more senior players here did not want to. You lot are quick to judge and slow to understand. As for Graeme's wife, if she is sexually satisified, then she is doing better than most of you lot in SA. It is no wonder Smith went looking overseas. Your local girls cannot satisfy.

      Michelle - 2012-06-17 09:44

      Ozzyinsa you sound more and more like Graeme Smith yourself. South African girls have more class, but maybe if they were uncouth enough to make public the size of your penis on twitter then you wouldn't be able to so easily blame the other half. Maybe you're better off finding more whorish efforts in Australia or Ireland. You damn right we're harsh on our sports teams because we know the proteas are better than this and we expect the best. We take sports seriously in this country because we are passionate about our teams and our country. We believe we should be number 1. So when our cricket team, who have it to win big matches, loses to weaker teams under pressure you're damn right we get upset. Graeme Smith was a young captain once but that excuse only lasts a few seasons seeing as he has continued to captain the side through the years and is very experienced now but the proteas still choke in big tournaments. It's not all Graeme's fault but as captain, he is responsible for leading the team to victory. South Africans want to hear more about Smith performing well on the field than in the bedroom. You're right, we're harsh, but we hold our teams to a standard of excellence because we believe they can win. We don't settle for less.

      Michelle - 2012-06-17 10:13

      And Ozzyinsa don't come with this rubbish about what the problem is with SA. Your country is also fanatic about its teams and you guys are just as harsh on its sportsmen who under-perform!

  • brionyl.french - 2012-06-13 07:39

    maybe she is just too small...

  • mona.grant.16 - 2012-06-13 07:45

    Unfortunately class and style can't be bought!

  • obadia.segwape - 2012-06-13 08:45

    so why is he not hitting many boundries n six something wrong here he is using the wrong bat

  • Williams - 2012-06-13 09:10

    vulgar,she has no class! and if her marriage does not last and it won't, i give them tops 5 years she can always blame it on the big penis! disgusting

      Richard - 2012-06-13 11:42

      You should get out of the dark ages. Lighten up, and get over yourself. Everyone has either a penis, or a vagina. What they choose to disclose in public has no baring on your life whatsoever. If anything, her comment is a good indication of a good fun relationship. Not everyone has sex in the dark under the blankets. Stupid mindset.

      Anthony - 2012-06-14 01:02

      @williams old chap, you may want to listen Richard.hedges.522. @richard.hedges right on!

  • Williams - 2012-06-13 12:04

    @ Richard, get a life, disclosing your sex life does not mean it is fun, sex is in the bedroom where it belongs not on twitter, watch this space, that marriage won't last, cause marraiage is also about respect and dignity............. Morgan has obviously seen many penis' that is why she makes such a stupid remark and is able to classify her husbands as huge, her behaviour is nothing short of whorish

      richard.hedges.522 - 2012-06-13 14:25

      Get a life? Are you like 12? They didn't release a porn video did they? Who on earth are you to say what can and cannot be said on Twitter??? Now, because she made this gesture, you think their marriage won't last, and she is a whore????? WOW.

      janalbert.vandenberg - 2012-06-14 09:23

      Oh let me guess: are you married? Yes, only ever seen the genitals of your own wife? And none other? Boy you like to throw the first stone there now, don't ya?

      nicky.burnell - 2012-06-15 14:31

      oh no, sex in the bedroom only. No more kitchen counters,no more jacuzzi, no more on the lounge floor, no more quickies in the shower or on the office desk? Oh no!! Tragic........

  • andre.kotze.56 - 2012-06-13 12:20

    If you're common your'e common

  • setsim - 2012-06-13 12:22

    He is in Tiger Woods's league...

  • setsim - 2012-06-13 12:22

    Finally Tiger Wood has competition...

  • konrad.rontgen - 2012-06-13 12:26

    well,it shows,beauty sometimes lack brains. feel sorry for graeme,he found himself a low class one this time around.

      Bruce - 2012-06-13 17:20

      Why feel sorry for him? He chose her!

      Heiku - 2012-06-14 12:46

      He probably got confused by the accent.. lol

  • balan.morgen - 2012-06-13 12:29

    She must have seen and tried many pricks before Graeme's to say that he has the biggest.