Justin Bieber 'stole for penis enlargement'

2012-10-25 12:44
Los Angeles - Justin Bieber has been accused of stealing a credit card to pay for a penis enlargement.

The 18-year-old singer is being sued by an unnamed person - who claims to be the real biological father of the Baby hitmaker's girlfriend Selena Gomez - for the alleged theft and has also been accused of using the card to pay for an abortion.

According to TMZ.com, the lawsuit reads: "Bieber has cost me $426.78 and never paid me back.

"This was used as abortion money because Justin Bieber got my daughter Selena pregnant in my bedroom, on my Canadian bear rug.

"[He] gave Selena an STD and also got a penis enlargement with my stolen American Express card."

The Michigan citizen - who claims Justin has cheated on Selena with Rihanna, Penelope Cruz and Ke$ha - has also claimed in the suit that Justin's mentor Usher sexually abused him with a firework.

The legal documents state: "Usher Raymond came to my house on the fourth of July 2012 and sodomised me with a firework and lit it inside my anal area while blaring kate perry firework song in my ear drums. (sic)"

Comments

  • Fernandes44 - 2012-10-25 12:51

    so funny lol

      mable.jacobs.90 - 2012-10-25 14:12

      eish, americans!!!but very funny.

      pieter.thefuture - 2012-10-25 14:37

      it not funny, it is obviously all true, o, the poor man, just think of all the trauma he is going through. how is he ever going to look at that Canadian bear rug again?

      juannepierre - 2012-10-25 18:19

      So so funny... I think I just blew a firecracker out my... It was so funny.

  • john.p.steyn - 2012-10-25 12:53

    This article is so badly written and nonsensical that it could come from daily sun. Poor one. You guys should steal a credit card to pay for journalism lessons.

      bathandwa.vikwa - 2012-10-25 16:14

      They quoted the statement of the police as Selena Gomez’s father wrote it. That is what (SIC) stands for. Now please use the credit card to pay for the humble pie ?

  • chris.gill.9849 - 2012-10-25 12:57

    Did the credit card have the name J Zuma on it?

      jackdaniel.mgayo - 2012-10-25 14:58

      Shut up Chris

      johan.f.olivier - 2012-10-26 02:09

      No Zuma would have to be able to spell to fill his name out....

  • tasneem.cader.7 - 2012-10-25 12:57

    Wot the....!!!! Really now?! You clearly can't bliev anythin on news24. Lol. This sound like a lot of made up stuff.

      abra.kadaver.1 - 2012-10-25 13:02

      What the ... !!!! Really now ? You clearly didn't finish high school.

  • Billy - 2012-10-25 12:58

    lol wut

  • tracyanne.bands - 2012-10-25 13:00

    Omg people are sick! To come up with rubbish like that!

  • harald.voney - 2012-10-25 13:01

    this guys insane!!

  • zane.zeiler - 2012-10-25 13:02

    I call BS, how can one girl impregnate another girl?

      kyle.berry.90857 - 2012-10-25 13:10

      and bieber doesn't have a penis!

      zane.zeiler - 2012-10-25 13:20

      Except for the purple rubber one in his bed stand drawer that he calls baby...

      arthur.hugh - 2012-10-25 15:21

      HAHAHAHAHA!

  • kimsaiyanprincess.murison - 2012-10-25 13:02

    - dafuq did I just read???

  • angela.fritz.18 - 2012-10-25 13:03

    wow... where do I start. There's so much going on in the story, it's hard to process..! High entertainment value, you've got to admit, this guy has a great imagination! Crazy much??

  • faizieishlah.shabalala - 2012-10-25 13:05

    Butt firework, and its not even Guy Fawks Day. Eish

  • thembani.ndlovu1 - 2012-10-25 13:05

    oh pliz hw cn u do smethng lyk dis boet!! Its embarrassing.

  • byron.a.nicholas - 2012-10-25 13:10

    Lmfao, hahaha, funniest thing ive heard all week

  • gerald.parker.3956 - 2012-10-25 13:15

    That puts a new meaning to the old come on "firecracker do you bang?"

  • Ntsikelelo Shwayimba - 2012-10-25 13:19

    Wow did news24 read this before publishing it? this the most funniest thing i have ever read on news24.....lol fire works on someone's back

      gerrit.vanpletzen - 2012-10-25 15:25

      Not ON his back. INSIDE his back passage!

      kimard - 2012-10-25 16:24

      sound like a lot of BS to me - i mean a firecracker will rip a persons pooper apart and really less than 500 US?? :) maybe a cracker - you know the cooky crackers or one of those sparklers?? lol!

  • norman.lewis.716 - 2012-10-25 13:23

    LOL What?

  • maurice.fisher.14 - 2012-10-25 13:27

    ha ha ha ha ha thats all i can say

  • Chantelle Britz - 2012-10-25 13:31

    i really dont think news24 read this before posting this..i hope their reason for posting this is because they didnt have something else 2 post,coz its actually so revolting!!had a good laugh at how pathetic it actually is haha

  • karen.vdnest - 2012-10-25 13:42

    Dafuq did I just read?

  • Petrus Zulu - 2012-10-25 14:00

    lying lying lying

  • colin.spear - 2012-10-25 14:12

    The lawyer who took that case should be disbarred. He has clearly taken advantage of a mentally unstable person.

      gerrit.vanpletzen - 2012-10-25 15:26

      Call it disadvantage.

  • lulama.mbelwa - 2012-10-25 14:15

    WTF??

  • dante.schoeman - 2012-10-25 14:22

    wtf

  • Mark - 2012-10-25 14:40

    I knew it was a lie when they said that Justin Bieber could get someone pregnant.

  • liesl.v.niekerk - 2012-10-25 14:44

    Did News24 just get hacked?

  • lielie.smit - 2012-10-25 15:19

    All I can say is...... whaaaaat????!!!!!! seriously you crazy bugger!!!

  • arthur.hugh - 2012-10-25 15:21

    That was a good laugh, thanks.

  • gerrit.vanpletzen - 2012-10-25 15:23

    How long has he been institutionalised? I hope he has a rubber room. How did he get out in order to file the claim?

  • chris.klopper.3 - 2012-10-25 15:32

    I'm not a huge Bieber fan, but why would he steal $500 if he has a net worth of Millions.. That alone should tell you its a bunch of lies.

  • bmaestro - 2012-10-25 15:34

    "Usher Raymond came to my house on the fourth of July 2012 and sodomised me with a firework and lit it inside my anal area while blaring kate perry firework song in my ear drums"......now thats comedy lmfao

  • Mongatane.TG - 2012-10-25 15:50

    Ca'maaaaan. . .\r\nREALLY?????!!!!

  • mitch.dhooghe - 2012-10-25 16:12

    Die antwoord has nothing on this dude!

  • marc.hugo.75 - 2012-10-25 17:15

    It's such a shame that poor Justin had to steal for a penis enlargement. If he came to the Free State, all he needs is a bakkie.

  • Thebe Melesi - 2012-10-25 17:20

    Like really• yawnz• wat a gud laugh I had after a long day phweee

  • thulile.gumede.14 - 2012-10-25 18:26

    Justin Bieber is still young n I think his girlfriend, Selena, she's also has something to do about the stolen card

  • Kelly Lundberg - 2012-10-25 20:15

    This is insane and a JOKE!!! OMG hahaha wat a idiot...

  • bashin.monyela - 2012-10-25 20:17

    I did not laugh even once, I'm thinking where do donate so that all the parties involved can get some serious help, I mean WTF you said happened?

  • khaya.mkhatshwa - 2012-10-26 00:57

    WTF do you find such ppl?!!! I'm not a bieber fan or like him much but really now can't ppl leave the poor kid alone, this guy must have probably been on a mixture of mushrooms,purple haze and some nyaope and whoever took him seriously to agree to sue bieber for such,LMAO only in america

  • caelykins.zanna - 2012-10-26 09:04

    Hehe wonder if the cracker was lit. This is what you get when you make babies into superstars.

  • mapetsula - 2012-10-27 03:39

    Is this???

  • Freddy Gava - 2012-10-28 03:40

    For thoz who love JB!What a messy?

  • ron.dixter - 2013-01-23 16:06

    Looks something awkward situation for the Justin Bieber. May God Bless to both of them... http://www.tikbuzz.co.uk

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