21 Apr 2016

Ryan Reynolds' dad jokes are actually pretty damn funny!

Cape Town – There are many reasons to love Ryan Reynolds but we mostly love him for being the best worst father he can be.

The Deadpool actor has found satisfaction in tweeting what it’s like to be a father to his one-year-old daughter, James, and it is probably the most entertaining thing you will read today.

Not only are his tweets very honest, but they are also totally hilarious and are probably the thoughts of parents who are too scared to say it out loud.

Here are 10 of our favourite Ryan Reynolds parenting tweets:

My daughter just sneezed into my yawning mouth. Seemed really fucking pleased with herself. Joke's on her. She'll have to bury me someday.
— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) April 16, 2016

Happy birthday to my baby girl! Sad I lost my virginity. But thankful I have a daughter.
— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) December 16, 2015

Love writing nursery rhymes for my daughter. Her favorites are, "Sunshine-Cuddle-Time!" and "Everyone You Know Will Eventually Die."
— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) November 11, 2015

I'd walk through fire for my daughter. Well not FIRE, because it's dangerous. But a super humid room. But not too humid, because my hair.
— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) September 11, 2015

Got totally messed up on probiotics last night and digested the fuck out of dinner.

Having a kid doesn't stop this party train.
— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) August 28, 2015

Nothing better than spending an entire morning staring into my baby daughter's eyes, whispering, "I can't do this".
— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) August 26, 2015

On Fathers Day, my daughter smiled at me.

It was all the gift I needed as I packed a bag and left for 6 years to write a book on parenting.
— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) June 21, 2015

My daughter's only 6 months old and already drawing. I'd hang it on the fridge but honestly, it's absolute garbage.
— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) June 19, 2015

LOVE dressing my daughter in baby clothes. The itsy-bitsy pink pajamas. The tiny white socks. The black leather mask. Cuteness overload!
— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) June 13, 2015

I'm teaching my daughter that the sun goes down each night because it's mad at her. Probably gonna write a book on parenting at some point.
— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) June 5, 2015

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