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2009-08-17 10:12

Americans love aliens in Africa, Madge is old(er) and Milla Jovovich is a silly drunk.

D9 blows
District 9 has smashed the US box office. Seems Americans are relieved that the aliens didn't choose their country as a landing ground again. The SA sci-fi flick set in Jo'burg and is probably the most interesting film you'll see this year, so for once, do what Uncle Sam tells you. Watch the trailer here.

Happy birthday Madge!
Madonna turned 51 yesterday. While she's managed to successfully stave off the effects of ageing, the creepy arms and freaky outfits aren't helping. Sometimes it's better to look your age than resemble a crumpled carbon copy of your 11-year-old daughter.

Courtney gets coxy
Courtney Cox wants Jennifer Aniston to guest star on her new show, Cougar Town. Cox is a sucker for helping a friend in need. If she's not trying to hook Jen up or use her as a babysitter, then she's trying to get her Friend a job. Sweet, some might say. More like creepy control freak a la Monica Gellar. That's what happens when you've got the same gig for 10 years.

Milla Jovo... what?
Milla Jovovich is a silly drunk. She's admitted that after a few drinks she can't pronounce her own surname. I can't really pronounce it even when I'm sober, so we'll let this one slide.

Samantha's got a new Boss
Remember Samantha from Who's The Boss?, that bad 80s TV show with Tony Danza? Well the actress Alyssa Milano has tied the knot with her agent boyfriend in a secret ceremony over the weekend. Maybe she thinks some hush-hush nuptials will bring her some lucky charm in the celebrity stakes. She must be really pissed that her Who's The Boss? alum Judith Light got a gig on Ugly Betty and she's well, still a ZZZ-lister. 

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