The Daily Dig

2009-08-19 10:18
 
 

Celine's getting fat, Johnny Knox them up and Fresh's fine.

Celine Dion's going to get fat
Well that will make for a welcome change! A pregnancy is just what the super-skinny songstress needs. Celine and her sugar daddy hubs Rene Angelil have made another baby thanks to some fertility treatments. At 67, I'm surprised they got the buggers to swim at all! But congrats are still in order. Another kid to scream at will make for great vocal exercises.

Knoxville knocks 'em up
In other baby-making news, ZZZ-lister Johnny Knoxville is also going to be a dad again. The Jackass already has a 13-year-old daughter with ex-wife Melanie Clapp. Poor child's probably going to get a cracker in his nappy for his first birthday.

Fresh's fine
Yes, he is, but he's also got a hefty one to pay! The Randburg Magistrate's Court yesterday ordered the DJ to pay a R5000 fine or spend 3 months in jail for driving 161km/h in a 120 zone. Fresh sure has a flat foot! Fresh tweeted the action blow by blow while sitting in court. Shame, he needed a pity party!



Mandy Moore's vagina has wings
Would we lie? S'true! Check out her hilarious stint on funnyordie.com where she demonstrates how a Red Bull Energy Douche will give your va-jayjay wings. Watch the video.
 
Celine is getting big, Johnny Knox them up and Fresh's fine.

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