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Partners
1. Tracy the teenager: "Mama, I'm a be on the television, isn't that great?!"
2. John: "Oh honey, I'm so proud of you. Let's celebrate and eat all we can until we fall over."
Tracy: "Oh mama, you're the best."
3. Hot Link Larkin: "Ok, toots. You're on MY show now. And if you wanna be a star, you gotta dance."
4. Tracy: "Oh, no. Is this one of them dancing movies?
Link: "Ah ha. You better get your hiney into gear sweet cakes."
5. Seaweed the dancer: "Don’t worry, the black folks with rhythm will help you out."
6. Seaweed: "Who said white chicks can't dance? Shake your tush baby!"
7. Tracy: "Go Greece lightning!"
8. Link: "Wrong musical sugar."
9. Colgate smiling James Marsden: "This is Hairspray!"
10. Dancing chorus: "Hairspray!"
11. "Hairspray!"
12. Wacky Penny: "I wanna be on the tube too."
13. Shocked mothers: "Quit clowning around."
14. Penny's equally crazy mother: "You'll never be on that sinful television box. I'll put an end to this if it's the last thing I do!"
15. Queen Latifah: "Where all the black folks at?"
16. Thumbing little girl: "Right here Queeny."
17. The black folks: "And we're dancing our asses off in the hopes of racial integration."
18. Link: "Hey! Watch it! This is still MY show."
19. Link: "Can you dance yet toots?"
Evil dance queen Amber: "Forget about her Link, who needs low fat when you've got extra skinny."
20. Tracy: "I'm shaking it like a Polaroid picture."
21. Evil dance queen: "But what about me? Link, you said you'll never dance with any other girl but me..."
22. Tracy: "Move over skinny bitch, there's a new star in town!"
23. Link: "You're the greatest dancer I've ever seen. Run away with me and we'll live happily ever after."
THE END
24. Tracy: "I'm a get me an Oscar just like Jennifer did."
- Megan Kakora
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