Goodluck's new album reviewed using 17 GIFs

2013-11-18 11:42
 
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Cape Town - How do you write a review for Goodluck's fab new album that the internet will appreciate and actually read without boring them to death with fucking long paragraphs and somewhat smart words?

You use GIFs of course.

This is what I did: I got Goodluck's new album Creatures of the Night and popped it into my PC. Slipped on a sexy pair of earphones. Seductively pressed play. Made some sultry dance moves with my shoulders. Secretly opened Google and passionately searched for GIFs using the first words that popped into my head while John sang.

For this to work you must press play and listen to this song while looking at the GIFs:



Here they are. 17 GIFs that perfectly capture what it feels like when you listen to Goodluck's new album:

Earphones on: (Scroll down nice and slow on the beat)

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Let it begin:

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Open your eyes:

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Lips. Lips. Lips.

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Boom!!!

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Galactic!

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Supernatural:

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Orgasmic:

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Move:

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Dance:

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Dance:

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Dance:

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Dance:

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Dance:

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Dance:

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Unicorn:

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Unicorn:

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(Put it in reverse and go back up)

(GIFs: Tumblr/WiffleGif)


Teresa Huyzers 2014/02/06 1:53 PM
Is this supposed to be a music review or a content marketing project for beginners? I have no idea what Goodluck sound like or if they're worth listening to. Where are the authoritative, expert reviews I'm used to seeing on your site?
Kallak Jonesic 2014/02/06 3:06 PM
Now I know how to write a review, finally. My god, I'm going to hang myself and make a gif of that - thank you for mediocre journalism.
Guy who spends time on Buzzfeed 2014/02/06 3:16 PM
They are literally just doing the Buzzfeed thing. Great work, guys. I think it is safe to say that anyone can now be a staff writer at Channel24. Good luck
Jean Barker 2014/02/06 11:33 PM
I think it's hilarious - and quite evocative actually.
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