Loose: The Concert

Everything about it is just unbearable – her squeaky voice, the dancers and the sound quality are just too horrid. There’s no oomph in her performance, she looks uncomfortable and shy, and she absolutely kills her own hits. She sucks the life out of lively and upbeat jams like “Promiscuous”, “Maneater” and “Say it Right”. And guess what? Yes, she even brought a fake Timbaland on board. This is a painful DVD you have to force yourself to finish watching. After doing so you’ll find yourself wondering if this pop diva can actually sing - or was she just born into the right century where technology, not talent pushes record sales?

-Tiisetso Tlelima