Overheard at RAMfest

So here is what we heard at RAMfest 2011: (Warning: strong lanuguage)

Almost everyone at Ramfest: "WINNING!"

Guy on acid calls out from the limbs of a tree: "Ek is ‘n booooom, ek is ‘n booooom!"

Guy to his brother at the main bar area: "But think about it... are you the best YOU can be right now? Wouldn’t you be better if you got on that table and started screaming?!"

Guy having a conversation with friends about fruit and its surprising uses: "‘n Mango skil werk net so goed!"

A bunch of guys doing wiskey shots from a bottle cap: "Bok doos!! Niice!!"

@LucaVincenzo: This drunk chick just started humping the ground at the electro stage and its only 21h16 #RAMfest

Guy explaining Afrikaans expressions: "Vroeg ryp, vroeg poes konserwatief."

Guy at the electro stage: "Wyk Satan! Liewe Jesus het nie tyd vir jou nie!"

Girl outside the bathroom: "Om jou kleintoontjie te breek is die seerste. Vergeet van jou virginity- die kleintootjie is die seerste seer."

Guy chugging his post-Ramfest Wimpy milkshake: "Daar’s nie tyd vir strootjies nie."

@TheFilmo: So on Sunday morning I woke up underneath my tent in the backseat of my car without a cellphone or a wallet. #Winning #Ramfest

@alainferrier:  #ramfest 2011 has left a dent on my body that will take some panel beater a miracle to fix!

@Linykruger: Happy tired. Vuil voete. Rooi wange. #Ramfest.

@Ch0pp3r of WatKykJy.co.za: Die swart onder my vingernaels vertel die hele naweek se verhaal. #ramfest