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Overheard at Up the Creek

2008-02-05 08:43
Cross dressing

Bearded organized guy to Beer drinker in Magnum P.I. shorty-shorts: "Where were you ou, I’ve had teams of people looking for you all weekend. They were looking all over the place. I needed to find you. I don’t have any clothes, man!"
Shorty-shorts guy: "Well I’m not going to be able to help you. I only have women’s clothes."

Falling (with apologies to Alicia Keys)

Tattooed band guy on riverbank to bare-chested buddy: And then he was falling over, and I pushed him up and he just fell over again. Fuck it was funny.

Hair of the Ou

Hungover Swimmer 1 to other Hungover Swimmer 2: "I want something. I don’t know what it is but I want something…"
Hungover swimmer 2: "I need a beer, bro. I need a beer."

Bathroom Blues on Saturday Morning

Two guys singing “I’m Going Through Changes”
Young singer, breaking off song: “Bro, I’m going through so many changes in my life at the moment…”
Young sage: “Bro you got to sort your life out.”
Both sing: “I’m going through chaaaaanges…”

Salad days

Salad Eater in Rocking the Daisies hat to Journalist type: “Is Valiant on?”
Journalist: “Yes”
Salad Eater: “Oh, my panties are already on fire.”

Put a whole lot of drunk people together in a meadow full of tents and booze and they’re going to say some funny shit. This is what we heard – feel free to post your own gems on the message board below.
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