Cape Town – Valentine’s Day is approaching next Saturday…
Cue all the couples showing massive amount of PDA; red roses that you're not getting; heart shaped chocolates at literally every store you see; and basically people judging you for being alone.
But as always Channel24 is in tune with those who might not have that significant other, which is why we thought we would come up with every stage we go through when we wake up on the loneliest day of the year…
1. Feeling blessed to be alive, who cares about Valentine’s Day!
Uptown funk - Mark Ronson ft Bruno Mars
"I’m too hot (hot damn), called a police and a fireman, I’m too hot (hot damn), make a dragon wanna retire man, I’m too hot (hot damn), say my name you know who I am"
2. Just saw a cute pic my best friend posted of her and her boyf…
Titanium - David Guetta ft Sia
"I'm bulletproof, nothing to lose, fire away, fire away, ricochet, you take your aim, Fire away, fire away, You shoot me down but I won't fall, I am titanium, You shoot me down but I won't fall, I am titanium"
3. OMG! This 16-year-old girl even has a Valentine…
I don’t need a man – Pussycat Dolls
"I don't need a man to make it happen, I get off being free, I don't need a man to make me feel good, I get off doing my thing, I don't need a ring around my finger, to make me feel complete."
4. Okay literally everyone in the office has just received flowers, chocolates, or BOTH… FML.
Lonely - Akon
"I'm so lonely (so lonely), I'm Mr. Lonely (Mr. Lonely), I have nobody (I have nobody), for my own (to call my own) girl"
5. Okay I need to get home and pray I’m not alone next year...
Show me the meaning of being lonely – Backstreet Boys
"Show me the meaning of being lonely, Is this the feeling I need to walk with? Tell me why I can't be there where you are, there's something missing in my heart?"
Now lets all...
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