Er, Cassper is NOT dead

Sigh.

Another day. Another Cassper death rumour.

Last week it was reported that Cassper was murdered in a Cape Town Hotel room.

This time there's rumours he died in a car accident this morning.

Here's some common sense tips:

1) If it was this morning, we wouldn't only be hearing about it now

2) Don't believe everything you read on the net - especially if it's some random blogger

3) Cassper tweeted just two hours ago (do your research)

4) Ask us. We'll know. And if we don't we'll find out. (Yeah, we get him on speed dial)

That will be all.

Night.