7 truly Capetonian things we want to whisper in Harry Styles' ear when he arrives!

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Cape Town - Our imaginary boyfriend/bae/boo will be arriving in our hometown in April.

We've been fantasising about this moment since we first laid eyes on Mr Harry Styles.

With his boyish charm, magnetic smile and perfect bod he's the man of our daydreams.

In preparation for his arrival we've been working on some one liners we want to whisper in his ear to woo him.

Now we know haters gonna hate, but we'll just shake it off because we're One Directioners and proudly so.

Here are 7 lekker local things we want to whisper in Harry's ear:

1. "Hey, Harry. I wanna climb you like Table Mountain."



2. "Hey, Harry. I want you to take me home like an Uber."



3. "Hey, Harry. I want you to undress me like we're at Sandy Bay."



4. "Hey, Harry. I want you all over me like Helen Zille on Twitter."



5. "Hey, Harry. I want us to get busy like Christmas at the V&A."



6. "Hey, Harry. Is it as long as the Promenade?"



And if all else fails, get straight to the point...

7. "Hey, Harry. Can I lick your face?"



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