7 very real things Jozi folk think when they arrive in the Mother City!

Johannesburg – To fully understand the essence of this sequel article you need to read its prequel; "7 brutally honest things Cape Town people think when they arrive in Jozi".

Jo’burg folks were not happy about the shade thrown their way. So they retaliated with an upper punch and these 7 very real feelings.

Here are 7 very real things Jozi folk think when they arrive in the Mother City!

1) Effing hipsters! (My grandma has that sweater)





2) Hurry. The. Fuck. Up. (My grandma can drive faster than you)





3) Does nobody have a job here? (Why are there so many people in the coffee shop at 11am?!)





4) Can we go to the Waterfront?





5) Cape Town is like a scene from Mean Girls. (Everyone is so cliquey)





6) What’s up with the wind? (But seriously!)





7) The 7th thing on the list was smashed and grabbed.



When Jo’burg folk return home and they are like:



When you ask them if they would ever live in Cape Town and they are like:


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Coming soon: 7 super real things everyone thinks when they land in Durban.
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DISCLAIMER: This is just another silly article with absolutely no global importance.

*No shade.

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