Cape Town – Some say that there are only two ways to achieve fame: take off your clothes or get rich.
We are setting our focus to the former in this countdown of the top 5 celebrity sex tapes on the net. (WARNING: NSFW)
1) Paris Hilton:
The heiress who started it made the world sit up and take notice with this sex tape with her ex-boyfriend Rick Solomon, who leaked the film following their tumultuous break up. If you want to see a skinny beautiful blonde make awkward comments to the camera in-between sexy time shots, this one is for you.
2) Kim Kardashian:
This is the video that launched one of the biggest entertainment careers of this decade. Hate her or love her you know all about her. And her mother. And her sisters, brother and husband. Not to mention her baby. If you’re into strange cinema veritae mixed with filthy dirty camera work/big booty this one is for you.
Side note: this video also stars Kimmy’s old beau and singer Brandy’s brother: Ray J. He couldn’t make a career out of it the way that Kim’s mom could. Shame.
3) Pamela Anderson :
In case you’re too young to remember Pamela Anderson was the Kim Kardashian of her day, except she had really big boobs instead of a big booty. People were really into watching her run in slow motion, so much so, that there was a whole television show about it called Baywatch. It also starred David Hasselhof who you might know from his illustrious TV career.
We digress, sorry boo, this one is for you if you’re into lots of footage on a yacht and a swing. Side note: her co-star is Tommy Lee, a musician from a rock band called Motley Crue, who is hung like a horse. On steroids.
4) Hulk Hogan:
Wrestling fans will know him as a mountain of a man and reality TV fans will know him as a family man, but this video of Hulk Hogan is creepy AF. This video is for you if you’re into watching a daddy get down and dirty with a very happy young woman. The sex tape was also the centre of a big lawsuit after it was leaked online by Gawker.
5) Colin Farrell:
Turns out that our favourite Irish bad boy is a master between the sheets. He proved it with the help of this super-hot sex tape and his model co-star. This video is for you if you would like to see what a movie star likes to have for breakfast, lunch and supper.