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Cape Town - Remember the good old days when advertisers could go balls to the wall with their advertising campaigns?
Back then sexually awkward advertising campaigns seemed...well...normal. Or was it more a case of ignorance is bliss? Maybe the folks back then were just a little naive when it came to subliminal messaging or maybe they dared to risk it all? Whatever the case, these vintage ads sure make for some great entertainment today.
Sit back, relax and laugh your pants off (no really) at these classic but still super sexually awkward ads for men:
1) Let's start at the very beginning. It's a very good place to start. Ah. Remember those sexy "one-piece" swimsuits for men? By the smiles on their faces you can see they are clearly loving the swimwear. Hey, where is the guy in yellow's left hand?
2) Yeah, he doesn't seem all that impressed with those girls at all. Is that girl in front nibbling his knee? Sexy.
(Dacron)
3) Getting into high gear. Wonder what she's thinking about. Ah. Those high waisted crotch hugging pants.
(Carsuals)
4) Yeah. He's getting it.
(Drummond)
5) Soft as a kiss...uhm...well...but...yeah, okay.
(Scrubbed)
6) Ah, remember those days in the army? When all the guys bathed together. Naked. In a river. (Better watch out for those crocodiles boys)
(Cannon)
7) What kind of a club is this?
(Coopers)
8) Nah! Forget the sexy girls! He would rather be mowing the lawn. Thank you very much.
(Reo)
9) That ball looks a little deflated. And she seems absolutely horrified.
(Scrubbed)
10) "If you don't want to play our way...take off your pants and go home". We have no words.
(Broomsticks)
