Matrix: Bring back the boobies!

2008-02-01 10:18
This week, the team behind Matrix have ruined it all by calling our bluff and banning the buff. In place of topless foam baths, shaving on the beach and cat fights about who showed their “tiete", we have to watch interviews with ordinary matriculants, and see them going on fun excursions? Forget it - even MY life is more interesting than this! But based on the clip, Episode Four does show some promise.

Watch the video clips

The music video shoot
The girls feel special because nobody’s ever written a song for them before, bla bla bla. Desperately dull, although … you might get a laugh out of watching Dertig.Nul.Ses doing their jean-strangled-gonads groin-thrusting on the stairs, while the meisies wiggle around in white dresses so tight I’m surprised they didn’t need medical attention after the shoot.

Screamy chicks in trees
The girls go on a a kind of a tree foofie slide trail, in very short shorts, courtesy Canopy Tours. Features much giggling, and going on about how it was their first time. Is it just me, or would this all be a lot more entertaining if you were doing this stuff yourself? Or ironing your socks?

The VIP Party
The girls get lekker zef, dancing provocatively onstage, swanning around with their camera crew, and banging on toilet doors at the club. Features a guy rubbing his face in Mischka’s boobs on the dance floor and Charmainne dirty dancing with some bare chested dude.

In episode 4…
The best of the lot! It’s a sunny day, and out come the bikinis again. Out come the swords, too, when tensions develop between the babes. So there’s hot bikini babes, cat fights, physical attacks on the cameramen, and even a few tearful moment… and it’s only a couple of minutes long!

Now that's entertainment! Or something.

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