Matrix: Class is not the word

2008-02-08 11:23
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"Whoa, this is teenage angst at its best! Being long past the teenage years, I'm having flash backs of life in the abyss between thinking I'd conquer the world and conquering my own demons."
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Watch clips from Episode Four…

Bad Mama Jo!
Joline gets caught with with her pants down, in a car, by the cameras. What's the nice meisie - the show's good girl - going to say? It’s like 80s dutch teen porno, just without the nudity, the plot, or the realistic character development. Lap it up – watch the video

All the girls dance on the table in their bikinis, their moves indicating that auditions for this programme must have featured bikini dances. Don’t you wish you were the casting agent? Moving on, Adele and Nadine’s actual pole dancing prowess points to some "on the ground" training. Cameraman shoots from the ground, too… and they say reality TV is exploitation? Pah!
Please enjoy

Meltdown in the house
Having agreed to be videotaped day and night, the meisies suddenly decide they've had enough, and turn on the cameramen. There's lots of swearing and beeping and other crass stuff. Hilarious and highly recommended viewing. Watch the drama, snot en trane.

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