Matrix: Cut your hair and get a job!

2008-03-14 13:57
For these girls, when you leave school, the fun begins.

Instead of doing like, boring learning stuff, or getting a horrible job serving rude men their father's age hamburgers and beer, they hang around with nothing better to do than talk about their outings, or vote for each other on pink slips of paper, or fight about whose been flashing the camera. Watch clips from episode eight:

Swimwear model for a day
Somehow this whole thing just makes me really uncomfortable. I watched it three times and each time it made me more uncomfortable than the last time.

The voting: Nadine's Miss Popularity
First they all hated her, now they all love her for introducing a modicum of sincerity into the nauseating fashion show that is their lives.

Seasick whale watchers
I can't help wondering how the whales feel. First, this idiot roars into their pool party bearing brightly coloured paparazzi. Next, half of them puke in your drinking water. And then they just leave! How bloody rude is that?.

A day in the salon
You know that ultimate pampering you've always dreamed of, where someone makes you look nice, feel nice, and you don't have to pay and it just goes on and on and on? Well that's what happens to them. Watch it and wish it were you, because guess what? It's not!

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