Foxy gets hitched

2010-06-29 12:04
Since Megan was recently dropped from the Transformers 3 cast, she's had time to focus on her personal life. Brian Austin Green (36) and Foxy (24) were on holiday in Hawaii last week and sometime between their boozy lunch and Shower Hour, they apparently exchanged vows and bodily fluids.

Brian must have spiked her pina colada, because in April this year Megsy declared that she was just in it for the ring... sort of...

"I am impulsive and I love my boyfriend, but I have no plans of getting married any time soon."

This gem came soon after their second engagement. The odd couple were engaged in 2006 but split in 2009, only to reconcile numerous times, as is the norm in Hollywood.

Their 12-year age difference is nothing by celebville standards, so they've got a fighting chance. On the other hand, there's Megan's new role as stepmom to Brian's son Kassius. Plus Megan's incurable verbosity... we give it six months with an ugly public split, a steamy reconciliation and an adopted African baby in the mix somehow.

Coming soon: The crazy-as-batshit sack-tress's photo essay on her first night as a married woman, as sold to the highest-paying tabloid.

Uh, congrats?

Megan Fox has finally married her long-time lover - that Zzz-lister from Beverly Hills 90210. publishes all comments posted on articles provided that they adhere to our Comments Policy. Should you wish to report a comment for editorial review, please do so by clicking the 'Report Comment' button to the right of each comment.

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