Yo-Landi Vi$$er goes topless for FHM

2012-07-26 13:04
Cape Town - FHM's gone zef.

The South African edition of the men's magazine features zef rapper Yo-Landi Vi$$er on the cover of their August edition.

Yo-Landi is seen wearing tight blue shorts and just a pair of boxing gloves covering her breasts.

The diminutive rapper's FHM cover became a reality after Vi$$er mentioned the magazine in Die Antwoord's video for their latest track, Baby's On Fire.

In the video, Yo-Landi gives thanks at the dinner table for her upcoming FHM cover.

The edition also features a photo spread of Vi$$er wearing her own designs.

FHM editor Brendan Cooper, who calls the latest issue "cutting edge", praised the platinum-haired star, saying: "We just think that Yo-Landi is hot, cool, talented, intelligent, massively successfully – and yes, slightly scary – and we're proud to see her and Ninja taking over the world."

Yo-Landi simply said the cover was a "dream come true" for her.

* FHM and Channel24 are both Media24 publications.


  • leendert.stolk.3 - 2012-07-26 13:13

    Note to media - if one has ANYTHING covering the breasts, one is no longer topless...

      johan.dutoit.9406 - 2012-07-26 13:45

      Not sure why she is covering up - she does not come across as being shy.

      brandon.mccutcheon.56 - 2012-07-26 19:49

      Gents! The last time I checked, gloves were not considered as a top. Try buying boxing gloves at Foschinis...also, it is a cover. Not even hustler has naked women on their cover. Buy the mag, open it, no tits? Too bad! FHM is not a smut mag. Unhappy? Go to adult world.

      brandon.mccutcheon.56 - 2012-07-26 19:52

      I think the DB Cooper article may be more interesting...

      mike.bundy.73 - 2012-07-27 12:32

      Ah yes the "cutting edge" issue with the D.B. Cooper story from 1971 lol

      leendert.stolk.3 - 2012-07-27 13:11

      @brandon.mccutcheon.56 - So, according to your logic, most men and women in the middle east run around naked??? Good thinking.

  • zenithdolphin - 2012-07-26 13:21

    ha ha,NOT topless! Dont know why, she does something for me..like a zef elf or an x-rated character from Lord of the Rings.. lol

  • dieter.muller.942145 - 2012-07-26 13:39

    my dog has bigger boobs

      johan.dutoit.9406 - 2012-07-26 13:43

      Go play with your dog then.

      Chumscrubber1 - 2012-07-26 16:52

      Apparently your dog has a bigger knob than you as well. Maybe your beech has bigger boobs - dogs are boys - get it?

  • stefan.vanderspuy - 2012-07-26 13:44

    She's weird like her music, but kinda pretty in a way.

      merven.halo - 2012-07-26 15:36

      If you walk past a turd on the lawn, you look, not that the turd is pretty but you look anyway. The same with Die Antwoord.

  • KeeperofChaos - 2012-07-26 13:45

    Will skip the August issue then...

      rob.gunning.1 - 2012-07-26 15:15

      don't judge a book by its cover

      boltonbarry - 2012-07-26 16:05

      I well the cover gives you and indication of whats inside does't it

      KeeperofChaos - 2012-07-26 16:17

      @Rob, sure dude. Thing is though, we can't help but being reminded about their horrid music videos, which leaves a pretty bad taste in the mouth, not a very good way to start off is it? Look at the July issue to see a quality cover.

  • natalie.lucia.16 - 2012-07-26 13:54

    just more self gratification in my opinion, i dont mean to dump on anyones success, but i would be more impressed if they actually brought us REAL music instead of taking the piss out of something that is meant to be pure.... i wish musicians would be complimented and rated on their actual ability and not what they look like or how much money they have.

  • tom.s.rand - 2012-07-26 14:21

    glad to see Anri du Toit getting some credit finally, she has been working for a long long time with the many projects/faces of Watkin Jones but finally the world is pogoing to their tunes yaaay yes some of you hate them but perhaps you don't get the humour in their style & just see it as baad SA miss-representation due to the noise they make!

      boltonbarry - 2012-07-26 16:04

      Te catch phrase there is " Noise they make"

  • sagin.verity - 2012-07-26 14:46

    Boxing gloves are not breasts. How dissapointing Andri, show us the rest?

  • ambauli - 2012-07-26 14:52

    Ag neê man, sies.

  • preshen.govender.90 - 2012-07-26 15:02

    Why is there no Joke of the month and True story on the month in this and the previous issue of FHM?

  • BubblesdoubleO7 - 2012-07-26 15:03

    Whooooo, baby's on fire!!!!!! Big up's Yo-Landi and don't worry about the haters, they're just jealoussssssssssss!

      merven.halo - 2012-07-26 15:39

      You are right we are jealous, everybody wants a Alabama Hillbilly hairstyle.

      boltonbarry - 2012-07-26 16:03

      I think that hairstyle will get her weird looks in Alabama

  • gillian.sanderson - 2012-07-26 15:17

    Go Yolandi - carry on having fun. You're only young once so why not be daring, different and unique!?

  • boltonbarry - 2012-07-26 16:02


  • bradley.oakleybrown - 2012-07-26 16:02

    I just love this girl!

  • christopher.wright.908347 - 2012-07-26 16:39

    I Fink you freeky but i laaik it a LOT!

  • Chumscrubber1 - 2012-07-26 16:49

    Who chose the shorts - must be the least sexy I have ever seen!? I'd like to see her looking "normal", she'd probably be quite attractive.

  • richard.g.schafer - 2012-07-26 16:58

    Nice ring

  • mlvwk - 2012-07-26 18:00

    Go girl, go!!! be yourself.

  • mark.davy2 - 2012-07-26 18:26

    I fink shes sexy and id bonk er alot

  • bashin.monyela - 2012-07-26 18:44

    Skinny pale mammy? Nah I'm good

      jason.jaded.1 - 2012-07-26 20:45

      HAHAHAAHA! Bashin, you TOTALLY made my day :-) +1

  • Dakey - 2012-07-26 21:13

    Mok. Like finding a mentally retarded child attractive.

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  • Chumscrubber1 - 2012-07-27 06:25

    'kin gude video though...

  • will.dundas - 2012-07-27 07:46

    Now the gloves are going to come off...

  • FourieGP - 2012-07-27 08:00

    Lekker Kief my blaar

  • paul.defondaumiere - 2012-07-27 08:59

    That is one mystically sexy woman! I love her!

  • olivia.karnak - 2012-07-27 09:52

    Isn't it suppose to be siff rapper instead of zef rapper??

  • Diana - 2012-07-27 10:21

    She is funny i like her!

  • kaizer.soze.39395 - 2012-07-27 11:01

    white trash

  • flynn.govender - 2012-07-27 14:30

    She does not look hot - her hair style needs to be desired. Well if she got the money to pose naked - congrats because definitely will not be buying that mag just to see her

  • victor.tamaranui - 2012-07-27 18:16

    Why is this prevalent in some Cultures more than others ??

  • cherri.pye.5 - 2012-07-27 19:44

    Good grief - there are aliens after all!

  • tyrone.merwe - 2012-07-28 07:43

    The true surealist movement of today depicted through their music and way out there mannerism. Think they are what Marilyn Manson and Rob Zombie want to be like. Yolandie, you rock

  • willie.dique - 2012-07-28 10:52

    This girl is defnitely looking fir attention. Attention she got......now go away to your kindergarden!!!

  • naas.viljoen.16 - 2012-07-28 11:31

    FHM usually puts pretty, sexy girls on the cover. What happened?

  • zionpercival.pay - 2012-07-28 12:14

    Would rather look at a much hated black jersey in a mirror than this load of crap.

  • slabbertj - 2012-07-28 12:18

    You guys are a bunch of idiots. No matter how "zef" they are, or how vulgar or scary they are, they did something with their lives and people are talking about them all over the world. THEY BECAME SOMETHING! I personally dont like them but hey ....... what have you achieved in life? Are you still a middle income salary owner with a few friends that is actually just another poor face in the crowd? Maybe you are jealous of not taking risks? Who knows. OK now go on... trash my post - LMFAO

      pieter.vandenheever.96 - 2012-07-28 19:30

      That is true. So, you might not like Yo!-Landy, but her titties have done you no harm.

  • anthea.lagrange - 2012-07-28 14:37

    No matter how hard I try not to think about it, her hairdo always reminds me of what my brother used to do to my Barbies when he wanted to torment me...

  • sammy.simegi - 2012-07-28 15:41

    jirreeeeee neeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

  • nisaar.khan.92 - 2012-07-31 15:32

    the mullet ..... from hell ??

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