No more 'working' for Lindsay Lohan-dcuffs

2010-07-08 08:44

Sacktress Lindsay Lohan has been sentenced to 90 days in prison. Bets on how much of it she'll serve - 9 days, 9 minutes?! Anything's possible with Hollywood lawyers!

She's not going to jail because she was photographed next to some suspicious white powder a while ago. She's going to the tjoekie because she violated her probation of her DUIs in 2007 by not attending alcohol education classes. Naughty girl!

LiLo pleaded with the judge to understand that she was 'working' and that's why she missed her weekly classes. Of course! It's damn hard work trying to stay upright while prancing around in 6-inch heels at a night club!

The judge saw through her tears and nail polish art.

She will also need to report to a 90-day inpatient substance abuse program and remain on probation. And there's no mention of that SCRAM bracelet coming off any time soon.

Bye, Linds! Hope you feel better!

Sacktress Lindsay Lohan has been sentenced to 90 days in prison. publishes all comments posted on articles provided that they adhere to our Comments Policy. Should you wish to report a comment for editorial review, please do so by clicking the 'Report Comment' button to the right of each comment.

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