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Swifty's looking for a Stretch

2010-02-09 10:41

heat tells us that Grammy groper Taylor Swift is looking for a tall, funny man. Geez, when Mama said "set your sights high" she didn't mean it literally, honey!

At almost 6 feet tall herself, Taylor's had a hard time finding a man who can measure up.

Taylor Lautner had the hulk but not the height. And a sense of humour? You'll have to check the two of them out in Valentine's Day this weekend to see if they had any comedy chemistry. Somehow though, it seems rather unlikely.

John Mayer, on the other hand, is disturbingly hilarious on his Twitter page. Plus, he looks like he's a good head and shoulders above the little miss. Could he be Taylor's Guitar Hero?

Hey, if teen queen Hayden Panettiere can date into the age stratosphere, Swifty can too! Talent belongs with talent. That's why John and Jennifer Aniston never worked out.

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