The Daily Dig

2009-08-05 09:40

Girls aloud! Tinseltown's ladies are headlining some luscious gossip today.

Madonna is armed and dangerous
Check out those freaky arms. Eew! Apparently the Tina Turner wannabe has been lifting weights in a room heated to exactly 27 degrees. This is a programme designed especially for bodybuilders. It gets scarier. Madonna likes looking like this, because it shows she's 'in control'. Add 'freak' to that and we'll believe it. However, to avoid more nasty pap pics, Madonna has asked her trainer how she can stop her arms looking so sinewy. Will she follow the advice? Ha - like Madonna has ever listened to anyone but herself. Not even the Malawian government can say no to the freaky arm of the Madge.

Penny's got a belly
Just what the world needs - another beautiful baby. Penelope Cruz is pregnant and Javier Bardem is the daddy. I can't say there's anything wrong with this cute couple spawning, as long as they don't make that other Cruise the godfather. We like our Hollywood babies sans cultish behaviour, thank you!

Idle Paula
And then there were 3... American Idol judge Paula Abdul has 'decided' (read been bullied out) to end her contract with the reality show. She tweeted "With sadness in my heart, I’ve decided not to return to #IDOL." For sure she's sad - she's unemployed! We vote she sells her wardrobe to a circus for extra cash.

Rihanna takes the door (man)
The pop princess isn't leaving her love life up to fate. The Umbrella-wielding vixen recently spotted a hot doorman at a club and asked him for his number. A little forward maybe, but like he would ever say no! However, no matter how hot he is, Riri should set her sights a little higher and stop playing with little boys. 

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