The Daily Dig: Births and Bloom

2009-10-13 08:10

Baby Seal

Heidi Klum is the latest popper to add to Hollywood's mini A-list. She gave birth to a girl named Lou Samuel on Friday night. Her uterus must be SOOO relieved.

Daddy Seal has been gushing to the tabloids about how much he just loves his new little girl. We hope poor Leni (Heidi's daughter with Flavio Briatore) won't be pushed aside and turn into a little brat who cuts the heads off her sister's Barbie... Seal and Heidi also have two sons, Henry and Johan.  Watch out, Brangelina, this super-fam is hot on your heels!

Good on ya, Orlando!
The latest schleb to lend themselves to some charity work is Orlando Bloom. He's been named goodwill ambassador for UNICEF. He's been helping the organisation since 2007 so it's not like they just slapped a good face on a campaign for some publicity. Next he should join the fight against world hunger and send a little snack to his waifish girlfriend, Miranda Kerr.

Katy Perry and Russell Brand
Seriously? Demi and Ashton are more believable than this farcical hook-up. After weeks of sightings, Russell has come out and said he LOVES Katy! Urgh, she's gonna claw right through his rubber heart. Pop!

Recently the two kooks hit up John Galliano's fashion show – hope they both walked away with a new wardrobe because we all know they need it! I reckon it's just a phase – maybe he's starring in her new music video as the so gay but not gay guy. 

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