Tom throws toys over tees

2009-03-03 11:34
Just when you thought Tom Cruise had mellowed down and allowed his wife to gain some limelight, our boy Tom as found someone to sue and reminded us why he is the big gun. 

Apparently, Tom has threatened legal action against the owners of a T-shirt company who allegedly plan to use his image to promote garments featuring the slogans "Sex Addict" and "Everything Turns Me On". How dare they? Clearly they have no idea who melodramatic Tom Cruise is…

The Risky Business actor’s lawyers have issued a stern warning to the people behind citing false advertising and consumer fraud in a bid to spoil their design plans. How typically Tom? Tom you fun spoiler you!

The bosses of have two words for you, Tom… “As if!” They’re definitely ready to battle and won’t allow it to interfere with their plans. They are even considering taking inspiration from the legal threat for a new T-shirt design.

A spokesman for said, "We're going into production of a t-shirt inspired by Cruise's attorney with the words 'legal addict' on the front and 'I sue everybody' on the back."

You go boys! Tom Cruise – 0, – 1. Play on! publishes all comments posted on articles provided that they adhere to our Comments Policy. Should you wish to report a comment for editorial review, please do so by clicking the 'Report Comment' button to the right of each comment.

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