2006-09-19 17:53

Justin Cobb (Lou Pucci) is 17, and he still sucks his thumb. Even though it worries his mother (Tilda Swinton), irritates his father (Vincent D'Onofrio), and threatens his prospects with debate team crush Rebecca (Kelli Garner), he can't stop sucking until his "guru" orthodontist (Keanu Reeves) hypnotizes him. Hypnosis frees Justin from his thumbsucking problem, but he still doesn't feel "normal." He experiments with Ritalin, pot and sex as substitutes for his thumb but they only provide tempora

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