Idols: Brutal Video Jukebox

2007-08-29 15:52
The Clips
How many times does it take a Pop wannabe to realise you can only push an Idols judge so far? One too many times it seems in this brutal clip starring never-say-die contestant Cliff Jennings. Gareth Cliff pussyfoots about as the good cop before an exasperated Randall pulls bad cop rank and orders the karaoke clod to pack his bags and go without even giving him an audition. Watch Cliff Jennings
“Who told you, you can sing?” Gareth asks wannabe R&B babe Jayshre Govender at the KZN auditions. Her reply: “I told myself that, hey”. See why every Idols wannabe needs to learn the difference between self-belief and self-delusion before they start singing for their supper. Watch Jayshre Govender

What’s the one audition no-no every Idol should know about? Well, if dropping an X-rated rap doesn’t make you persona non grata, then having your ridiculously crap ringtone start blaring during the middle of your performance definitely will. Watch Cell guy

What makes the early rounds of Idols such riveting reality TV? Simple: it's brutal. After all, what’s more entertaining than watching countless poor sods try and prove they're more than karaoke clods only to be stripped of their illusions by the judges. Make sure you keep up to date with the cornucopia of hopeless wannabes and misguided freaks with our Idols Video Jukeobox. publishes all comments posted on articles provided that they adhere to our Comments Policy. Should you wish to report a comment for editorial review, please do so by clicking the 'Report Comment' button to the right of each comment.

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