Khanyi Mbau scoffs at 'tiny' Theunis

2012-08-12 17:00
Gabisile Ndebele, City Press
Johannesburg - Socialite and professional spotlight-hogger Khanyi Mbau is set to ruffle some feathers when her biography hits the shelves on August 15.

Penned by City Press’ Lesley Mofokeng, the 27-year-old’s Bitch, Please! I’m Khanyi Mbau has already caused a buzz in entertainment circles.

But the humiliating and controversial revelations in the book might not see the light of day if former lover Theunis Crous makes good on his threats of a court interdict.

According to a friend of the businessman, Crous is prepared to fight the release of the book if its contents tarnish his reputation.

“When the two broke up they signed an agreement that they would no longer discuss each other in the press. By releasing this book, Khanyi is effectively breaching the contract,” said Crous’ friend.

But last week Mbau rubbished the statement.

“I didn’t sign anything that said I cannot talk about Theunis. I know I cannot contact him – that is all – and by writing the book I am not contacting him,” said Mbau.

In one of the biography’s surprising confessions, the former Muvhango actress reveals that her first sexual encounter with Crous was while still she was married to first public sugar daddy Mandla Mthembu – and that it was “a bit of a disappointment”.

'Funny little thing'

“Theunis was not that good. He’s got a funny little thing. After the first time I was like: is this is how Primrose rolls? Two kids later? Damn!”

Mbau also refers to Crous’ Primrose as “not that sharp” because she was oblivious to the torrid affair her husband was having with her supposed friend.

“Theunis suggested Khanyi spend the night [at his Dainfern home] so he could sneak into the bedroom, but Khanyi refused,” reads a passage.

Crous refused to comment when City Press contacted him.

He is not the only one being felled by the struggling singer’s poisoned pen – she also takes a swipe at Mthembu, revealing that he paid a whopping R200 000 lobola, but that their idyllic jet-set lifestyle was short-lived.

According to Mbau, when she was seven months pregnant with the couple’s daughter, Mthembu slapped her so hard across the face that she hit her head against a chair.

This happened during one of the former millionaire businessman’s jealous fits.

'Affair' with gay choreographer

Mbau claims Mthembu accused her of having an affair with openly gay choreographer and actor Somizi Mhlongo.

“You’ve been having sex with Somizi. You went to his birthday party and only came [home] at one in the morning. Are you sure you are even carrying my child?”

Mbau claims that in her abusive relationship with Mthembu, he pushed her down stairs, stepped on her and cheated on her with a waitress. “We fought almost daily . . . he’d hit me and I’d hit him back,” says Mbau in the book.

City Press tried without success to track down Mthembu.

Since his fall from grace, Mthembu sightings have included New York City, Jabulani and Springs, but nobody really knows where he is.

An adamant Mbau last week stood by everything she said in the book. “I wrote my book as a trail of my history and origin, defining my destination.

“I am not out to expose or destroy anyone. I am past that,” she said.


  • sizwe.wapele - 2012-08-12 13:10

    @Theunis. When you lay with dogs expect to come up with fleas...

      squeegee.pilot - 2012-08-12 17:28

      Better hope that fleas are all you got from this floozie...

      juicecard.tshaka - 2012-08-12 17:30

      True that, you play with dirty so don`t get surprised when it rubs off on you

      nicholas.graan - 2012-08-12 18:49

      What a slapper!

  • brett.bruce.121 - 2012-08-12 17:25

    Who is this nobody? Never heard of her.

      squeegee.pilot - 2012-08-12 19:57

      Check her out on her street corner in Arcadia...

      louiseroger.higham - 2012-08-14 13:03

      If u had big bucks she'd be there like a flash

  • merkwaardig.obskuur - 2012-08-12 17:30

    I never had an idea that a mass of bulbous molecules called Khanyi Mbau existed in this universe... Is she/it of ANY relevance?

  • mikembengo - 2012-08-12 17:32

    I will be ready to buy this book ounce hit on the shelves.

      KingPro - 2012-08-12 18:06

      You might want to include a dictionary while you're at it... You don't want to be going to book stores more than \ounce\.

      sekwati.robinson - 2012-08-12 18:53

      ounce hit on the shelves....between a dictionery and that mbau book,which one is a necessity for this special soul?

  • mikembengo - 2012-08-12 17:32

    I will be ready to buy this book ounce hit on the shelves.

      bruning.vankriekenbeek - 2012-08-13 11:47

      Try a hitting on Mbau. Not shelves.

  • reflection.moment - 2012-08-12 17:33

    i love u gal

      squeegee.pilot - 2012-08-12 19:58

      Better have a full medical screen...

  • tlou.mathekga - 2012-08-12 17:45

    Who is Khanyi Mbau???Bitch plzzzzz!!!

  • joanne.nozipho - 2012-08-12 17:50

    Dis mbau is crazy.she's a damn fool.she's a disgrace 2 her family.foolish.frm penisele

  • sekwati.robinson - 2012-08-12 17:52

    last toothless bite of a dying old female dog....she's slowly running out of tricks....I feel sorry for every good women out there who has such a daughter....what an embarasment....could somebody please buy this poor little girl some decency....

  • sandra.johnstone.56 - 2012-08-12 18:29

    Her book should be called "Hooker, Yes! I'm Khanyi Mbau"

      sekwati.robinson - 2012-08-12 18:48

      totaly agree...what a disgust me to think of how she influenced young black women who have became her...

  • Annelize Buitendach-Roesch - 2012-08-12 18:43

    This is truly washing dirty laundry in the public. However, this laundry will stay dirty.

  • mandy.robinson.5074 - 2012-08-12 18:55

    Strange that she will complain about his "small asset" now....he certainly managed to keep her entertained for long enough with his large bank account

  • KennySven - 2012-08-12 20:05

    Sounds to me like this nobody with a Lap/Wig on it's head should see a doctor as her you know what is probably sooo big it even has an echo.

  • suffer.kate.9 - 2012-08-13 07:15

    So... erm, who is she? Why does she make a news story? Never heard of her before, but she sounds like a slag. Maybe I should write a book too.

  • molefi.clement - 2012-08-13 07:47

    Khanyi go girl u cn do wat u like about it, its your life live it 2 the fullest. When is the book coming out we want more.

  • bibi.vanzyl - 2012-08-13 10:38

    Who are these people? And why are they news worthy? I clearly missed something.

  • sipho.sabithi - 2012-08-13 10:40

    haa-waa khanyi mbau..surely u cant blame the poor guy for yo extra large hole?give the guy some credit probably he was trying all his best but who can really satisfy an extra large hole that is penetrated by anyone with money with an average dick..come one her wife trusted u shame sort out yo daddy issues reach out to social workers in yo area

      yolande.rwaai - 2012-08-14 21:38


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  • fran.aphane - 2012-08-13 11:45

    Hihihihihi, tiny little thing Khanyi but you wanted it? You even wanted the guy to divorce his wife for you now you call his willy tiny lil thing? Hahahahahaha, so you wanted to also roll as little as the wife but e all know that you were only digging for gold. Mmmmmm, what do they call someone like you again? Not a floozie man oh yes a loose woman or even worse I can't mention here on the public forum.

  • Louise Whittingstall Barnard - 2012-08-13 13:04

    Wow what a classy lady!!! NOT!!! by the way who exactly is going to buy and read this book?

  • Nombuso Msane - 2012-08-13 20:55

    Khanyi u r so lunatic, get a life! i think u need professional help! u r a disgrace in a south african community! i pray dat nobody will look up to u, especially our youngsters!

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