When the news came that Fox made the call to cancel the hit sitcom Brooklyn Nine-Nine, fans went bananas! The pandemonium was short-lived, as NBC snapped up the series almost immediately.
Want to see what all the fuss is about? Showmax is the only place you can binge-watch the whole of Brooklyn Nine-Nine, right up to Season 5. But of course, die-hard fans of the cult cop comedy already knew that.
Another thing fans of Brooklyn Nine-Nine know about is the “name of your sex-tape” joke that Detective Jake Peralta (played by comedian Andy Samberg) has been running with since the very first season. Collect them all!
Alert: this article contains some spoilers!
SEASON 1
Amy Santiago: Can you magically make everyone kind, sober and fully dressed?
Jake: Kind, Sober and Fully Dressed. Good news everyone, we found the name of Santiago’s sex tape.
Amy: I’m sorry about tonight.
Jake: I’m Sorry About Tonight! We found the title for Santiago’s follow-up sex tape.
Amy: It’s not your fault, I was terrible.
Jake: It’s Not Your Fault, I Was Terrible is also one of your sex tapes.
Episode: Tactical Village
Amy: Not even going to touch that.
Jake: The Amy Santiago Story.
Episode: Charges and Specs
Amy: I'm horrible at this. When can we stop?
Jake: I'm Horrible at This –
Amy: I know, I know. Title of my sex tape.
Jake: Huh, well done. Title of my sex tape.
SEASON 2
Amy: Just as long as we’re clear, I’m with someone and nothing is going to happen.
Jake: I’m with Someone, Nothing’s Going to Happen – name of your sex tape.
Episode: The Mole
Amy: But, this better not bite me in the ass.
Jake: Better Not Bite Me in the Ass – name of your sex tape…
Episode: Windbreaker City
Amy: Uh-oh. I hope it doesn’t get too sexual.
Jake: Uh-oh I Hope it Doesn’t Get Too Sexual – title of your sex tape. But seriously, what is taking so long? Also, the title of your sex tape.
Episode: The Wednesday Incident
Gina Linetti: Eek, blast of cold air coming out of that box.
Jake: Name of Amy's sex tape.
Episode: Det. Dave Majors
Amy: Why doesn't your mouth work?
Jake: Why Doesn't Your Mouth Work – title of our sex tape.
Amy: What?!
Jake: YOUR sex tape! What? No.
SEASON 3
Episode: New Captain
Jake: So... we broke a rule.
Amy: Yeah... I hope it wasn't a mistake.
Jake: I Hope It Wasn't a Mistake – title of your sex tape... *gasp* title of our sex tape!
SEASON 4
Amy: I just got it out of the vent to rub it in your faces.
Jake: I Just Got It Out of the Vent to Rub It In Your Faces – name of your sex tape.
Episode: Crime & Punishment
Judge Marinovich: One more “but” and you will be in contempt.
Jake: One More ”Butt” and You’re in Contempt – name of your sex tape.
SEASON 5
(dream sequence) I’ve been looking, but I can’t find anything and I don’t know what to do.
Jake: I Can't Find Anything and I Don't Know What To Do – title of your sex tape.
Episode: HalloVeen
Amy: I'm so confused, I don’t know what’s happening right now.
Jake: I’m So Confused and I Don’t Know What’s Happening Right Now – title of your sex tape.
Episode: Safe House
Seamus Murphy: Let’s kill them both, get out of here before the cops come.
Jake: Wait, no, no, no, I was lying about the backup. I came alone. Title of my sex tape!
Episode: Gray Star Mutual
Boyle: No, the only way out of this hole is to keep digging.
Jake: That’s Not How Holes Work – title of your sex tape.
Episode: Bachelor/ette Party
Boyle: But why don't we take this map and this sextant and chart a course to the restaurant?
Holt: Title of your Sex-tant Tape.
Jake: Ah, did not work at all, but I love that you attempted it – title of your sex-tant tape.
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