TT Phasha (Photo: City Press)
Rich, intelligent, liar.
A very well-dressed one. I speak five languages, I’m addicted to social media, struggling to pay the rent and deep in debt, so I’m relatable to most South Africans. I speak about what I know, what I’ve been through and what I see.
I’d be a permanent at King Pie, and own an RDP house and a Mazda Sting. Yaz, I’d be far in life ...
Oliver Mtukudzi – Neria. I don’t know what they say but it seems sad AF. I want people to cry till they start losing weight at my funeral.
Toothbrush, a camera for the Gram and a white girl. Authorities will never stop looking for a missing white girl.
Too many to mention.
She picks me up, opens doors for me, buys me roses and pays the bill. Treats me like the king I am.
Obviously planning my funeral and after tears ... call Oliver Mtukudzi.