Disney on Ice (Photo: Supplied)
And the skates! Cinderella’s were covered in silver glitter, Jasmine’s pointed and curled at the front, and Tinkerbell’s topped with pom-poms.
And okay, Jasmine and Aladdin were white, but at least Tiana was black.
The actors are all brilliant skaters and they lip-sync along to the show’s backtrack – a series of snippets and songs from the most popular films.
The Little Mermaid has a particularly beautiful sequence, with machines spitting bubbles out the ceiling, and octopuses, starfish and seahorses twirling over the ice.
Of course, the show’s raison d’être was the Frozen sequence, which came right at the end.
When it was all done, we queued outside with our kid charges so they could take a picture at the photo booth with a cardboard cutout of Elsa and Anna.
I didn’t even think about the R210 that flew out my wallet, kind of like a magic carpet.