Random Word of the Day: Sharkology
A contemporary religion focused around the idea that sharks are altogether better than other mammals, equal to (if not superior) humans. This is based off of their general intelligence level, survival tactics, and basic way of life. Sharkologists devote themselves to enforcing the ways of shark life into that of daily human life as best possible.
"Do you know that Jaws is the god of sharkology. He's like meanest thing alive. Oh and the average shark has a hundred years to live and has 4 layers of teeth and...."
"For goodness sake! stop with all your Sharkology nonsense"