Uhm, Leon Schuster is NOT dead. Stop the rumours, people!

Just how many death rumours can there be about one person exactly?

Well, just ask Leon Schuster. Despite the fact that he commented two days ago that, er, he's alive and well, condolences for the funny man continue to pour in. No, really!

Leon is currently in hospital recovering from knee surgery. Suddenly he got messages from friends and even family wishing him well after a 'car accident.'

Knee surgery. Car accident. Makes perfect sense.

Poor Leon came forward to the press to prove that he's alive and well (he obvs had to make the phone calls in person) but some people still think he's no longer here.

Listen, Leon, just take the cake and flowers. Turn this into a positive.