Johannesburg - Seriously, it doesn't get much more romantic than this.
While most of us are hoping for a bunch of flowers (probably wilted) on our anniversary, Former Miss South Africa, Melinda Bam and her husband, Adriaan Bergh, spent their special day at a German castle.
Yup! That's how they roll!
The loved-up couple posted, like, the most romantic snaps from their getaway. You know, just to make us even more jelly.
"Celebrating our #1yearanniversary in the beautiful Schlosshotel Castle in Kronberg Germany. I have a crown, I have a prince now I have my castle."
As if you didn't feel bad enough about your life, Melinda posted this snap of her in her bikini.
Sigh.