7 brutally honest things Cape Town people think when they arrive in Jozi

Cape Town – Let’s not beat around the bush! Jozi and Cape Town are worlds apart.

But you only really realise it when you get off the plane at OR Tambo (or Lanseria...urgh).

Here’s a list of 7 things every Capetonian says when they arrive in Johannesburg:

1) It’s so dry here! (Cue nose bleed)





2) Where are the mountains? (How do you know where to go without the 7th World Wonder to guide you?)





3) Why. Is. Everything. Going. So. Fast. (Can we just stop for a second? I feel dizzy!)





4) Hey. Sjoe. Wow. Uhm. No.





5) Why do I feel so poor? (Does EVERYONE here drive a freakin' BMW?!)





6) Wait…you actually eat at the mall?





7) The seventh thing on the list got stolen.



And when we leave to go home we are always like:



And when we arrive home and we see Table Mountain we are like:


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DISCLAIMER: This is just another silly article with absolutely no global importance.

*No shade

- Channel24